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In case you just wanna check these out yourself, Albme94 Red vs Blue. 2 are Wash x Tucker, the rest is Felix x Locus.

Sovietwomble x Cyanide. (!Just to say right now, this is about their Internet Personas. so yes it stands in Real People Fics, but thats kinda just the only way!)

Blue Exorcist. Amaimon x Rin. Supernatural- Dean x Castiel. Sam x Gabriel Deadpool Spider-man Marvel (MCU) Fallout 4- Gage x Male!sole survivor raider boss Fallout New Vegas Skyrim Xoxo Droplets Cinderella Phenomenon (Visual Novel) - Lucette Riella Britton/Varg

Togainu no Chi - Akira/Gunji/Kiriwar

Dragon Age: Inquisition Dragon Age 2 Fable 3 Durarara!! - Shizuo x Izaya Yarichin Bitch Club - Tamura Yui/Yuri Ayato

Venom - Eddie x Venom

Good Omens - Aziraphale x Crowley Harry Potter - Reader x Snape, Voldemort x Bellatrix, OG character from the x reader Star Trek Ds9 - Garak x Bashir Star Trek - Spock x Kirk

Teen Wolf - Derek x Stiles Witcher - Geralt x Jaskier Hannibal - Hannibal x Will Alien Movies Kim Possible - Drakken x Shego Knight Rider (2009) - Kitt x Michael

Beauty and the beast - Lefou x Gaston The Avengers (Marvel) Sonic X - Sonic x Knuckles Sherlock (BBC) - John x Sherlock

Kyle XY - Kyle x Tom Foss

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Spy x family

Baldur's gate 3

Tokyo Ghoul

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

Like. I’ve always sorta understood that things grow moldy or stale or sour or such if left out, but I never really internalized it in a meaningful way.

But now I’m just like.

Yeah. The hungering dust. There exists omnivorous dust in the air that will eat my food if I don’t.

Those bagels have been sitting there for a week. Are we going to eat them soon or are we leaving them for the hungering dust?

Pizza’s been sitting out on the counter for an hour. Everyone’s enjoying the pizza, but if we don’t want “everyone” to include the hungering dust then we should probably put it away soon.

That’s just. That’s how food works to me now. There exists an invisible predator in the air that hungers for your yummies, and it will not hesitate to eat your food if you don’t make the effort to protect and preserve it. And eat what can’t be preserved before the dust can.

yep.

4 year old me: why must we do this

Fantastic old woman in the leopard print coat: "Why yes, my tooth IS real silver! Nobody ever asks me that. Do you like cats?"

The kid was picked up by an ambulance 30 minutes later.

Now as an adult working in security I get SO MANY folks- upper-middle aged mostly- coming to me to 'rat out' people they think are faking it.

I was once sent into a bathroom because a client demanded that the "fucker won't get out, so go drag them out"- I was NEVER going to do that, so I did a wellness check instead. You know who it was? A person recently released from the hospital after a car accident. They had a hole in their skull and major hearing loss. They couldn't answer the owner because they couldn't HEAR the owner.

Another time about a homeless man who got around town by kicking the ground from his wheelchair. "You know he doesn't actually need that thing, his legs work fine, it's just for pity points"- Oh, so he's not paralyzed, his wheelchair is performative? Funny story Dale, I actually know that guy, he was backed over by a truck and has chronic pain from his shattered pelvis. But sure, let's make him stand up and walk everywhere so nobody feels too bad for him and tries to help him or something.

"She doesn't need that scooter, I've seen her get out of it."

"Look how fat he is, because he just rides around and refuses to get up."

"She doesn't really need that cane- she comes here without it all the time"