it's time you faced the dragon.

guys i'm not feeling well (←person who has never felt well a day in their life)

we've all got that friend who's a little too ²

sob emoji is up there with the period and the comma

sorry i don't write men. yeah idk i just can't get into their headspace.... i don't know how to act like a man lol. idk how men feel. do they even have the same feelings as us? that's crazyyyy lol. still tho idk how id do it im not educated enough to write them sorry. you wouldn't want me to write a man badly would you.... im afraid of messing up and those angry men online to shout at me they're so aggressive

I must not fuck with my cuticles. fucking with my cuticles is the cuticle fucker.

'that blows' and 'that sucks' are both negative, which means moving air in any sort of way is inherently bad

I love emoji reactions so much. Don't know what to say but don't want to ignore whoever texted you? Boom. Lizard reaction 🦎

a woman holding her boob should be considered a neutral pensive gesture like when a man scratches his beard