Alan Resnick Confessions

"This House Has People In It scared me so bad I had nightmares for months of my family sinking through the floor but somehow I love this little nightmare man anyways"

"I want to crawl into Alan's heart, and mind. Just like he did to me."

"Are you still active . Alan resnick broke into my house and stole my mealworms. I don’t know who to come forward to about this."

"I want alan to beat nightmind to death with a big stick"

"i cant comprehend that alan is a real person i only see him as boomy"

"alan resnik x boomy fanfic"

"Well cover me up in gravy and call me a turkey It’s another check up from Dr. Alan"

"My boyfriend and Alan Resnick look very similar and I’d be lying if I said I hadn’t thought about Alan at least once in the bedroom with my boyfriend"

"I want to give alantoot a hug"

"I have progressively gotten my friend into Alan Resnick and other stuff like his. I am chaos. Fear me."

"Alan is cool I really like him"