if touch dragon scale

Lmao at paolini promising some whiny fan that the eragon/arya romance he has cooking will “be worth the wait” king i will pay you $100 to not make eragon/arya canon. Lets let eragon slut it up!! Lets have eragon and arya have irreconcilable differences because shes QUEEN OF THE ELVES!!! lets have eragon and arya be queer!!

the moment i first understood the myth of meritocracy i think was when i read the "Eragon" books as a teenager, and it said on the back that the author had started writing them at 15 and it became a bestseller. this stressed me out so much, I also wanted that kind of success in writing at such a young age & kept thinking I should also be able to do it, that I must be doing something wrong – and then YEARS later i found out his parents had a publishing company and financed him touring through the whole U.S before the books became successful

Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again

durza taking the time out of his busy evil schedule to torment some boys and a town with a fish is honestly so funny to me

i mean the books say that shades are the definition of chaos and evil so this makes kind of a lot of sense. This isnt something he took time out of his busy evil schedule for. this IS his busy evil schedule

you're so right and this makes it even funnier