pickup artists have it all wrong all I have to do to successfully flirt with women is send this gif and say "me if u were a big mac" works every time
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pickup artists have it all wrong all I have to do to successfully flirt with women is send this gif and say "me if u were a big mac" works every time

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Turned out pretty
holographic envelopes are neat
Mutuals feel free to pick me up and drop me off in front of prime real estate that’s all mine
I will be scared but I will appreciate it
i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street
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oh ok
guy who has a mental health condition that comes and goes: i’m cured this time actually i can feel it
same guy when they start having symptoms again: what the fuck is happening and why
As how some butches tie their butchness into their gender identity, I very much feel the same with my femmeness. I don’t identify with womanhood, I’m not a woman, I’m a femme. When I dated a man, I felt so out of place in my femininity, like any time I tried to engage with it I was putting on an ill fitting costume. I developed gender dysphoria, wore baggy clothes, hated how much I had to force myself to “like” it when a man would express sexual interest in me. But since the realisation that I was made for lesbianism, suddenly being feminine felt so right. It’s a performance, sure, but now it’s mine, it’s for the dykes, it’s for butches, and when they express interest in my femininity and sexuality it’s downright euphoric. Life is better when you find your place with your gender expression and know who you want to invite to see your performance.
oh shit let me guess. let me guess. you're anthony fantano being sucked into a jet engine. yeah. yeah, just like the last four fucking rounds. yeah i don't really wanna play charades with you anymore

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Must have been the wind
I DO think tumblr's dev team has been instructed to constantly implement new features and that's why they keep tweaking the UI in goofy ways. I imagine this is an upper management thing, so even if we say "well don't change anything and just maintain the status quo" they'll continue to make other changes anyway.
I will admit I REALLY like the recent improvements they've added to tumblr's search (you can exclude terms now!! you can search multiple tags!! and time frames!!) so it's not like they're incapable of adding useful features. it might be mutually beneficial for us as users if we were more vocal about things we want and don't want. Some features I'd like to see added:
spoilerable text
spoilerable images
the return of hover text!! remember when we had that?
ability to embed videos in reblogs
ANIMATED GIF ICONS!!!!!!!!!!!!
the ability to turn off other people's animated gif icons
the ability to filter original posts on a user's ENTIRE blog, not just a tag/search
more html support, like what if we could build tables
adding reactions to replies! I'm glad we can like them more but it'd be nice if we could take this further
embeddable tiktoks?? I don't even use tiktok but I remember trying to embed one in like 2020 and I'm surprised we still can't! even vines were able to be embedded
being able to search in your DMs. not being able to do this is why I tend to redirect mutuals to discord
MUTING USERS POSTS/COMMENTS WITHOUT BLOCKING THEM! just cause I don't want to see someone's posts doesn't mean I don't want us to never interact ever
a mutual-only dashboard feed
a feed for the blogs you're subscribed to
get rid of tumblr tv lmao I've literally never used it
"mark as read" button for communities without opening them
please dear god no AI shit unless it's a way for me to filter/block it easier
several of these I've submitted support tickets for under "feedback", and if there's anything you feel strongly about I suggest you do too!

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I would die for Tessa. I would find her 200 toothbrushes.
So it looks like Tessa has been using these veggietales toothbrushes for ages, but has misplaced the stash.