sex ain't love and i'm not complaining

I’d go just because Miley is great.

Well, if you're into that...type of music, sure. The 'new' Miley is a crazy little bitch. 'S much better than what Disney forced her to be. 

Well as long as you use protection, that won’t happen.

Trust me, I know what I'm doing. Protection is a must

Yes, why? You’re not planning on getting me pregnant, right?

Hell no. I don't want little me's running around

I’ll take that offer.

You sure about that? You don't need to do anything you don't want to.

Aww, how sweet.

You just described me in one word. sweetheart. The offer still stands

Well boo hoo for me, babe.

Poor you. Do you need somebody to cheer you up? I'd volunteer.

Of course, my teacher would be the one to give out a project and expect it due the next day.

First world problems, babe.