Jacksepticeye is a STUPID youtuber name. Hi i'm Jonathan Poopy Eye. Ok bro

Ok well there happens to be deep lore and strong reasons for the name!! I’m very complex

putting up my hot wheels collection that’s mostly batmobiles in my room and then looking at the other batman decor in my room makes me feel like that mbmbam audio snippet where he’s like “I like Batman a normal amount, you’re the assholes that put him in the kids section!” like yeah. that is me actually.

this also applies to the spider-man decor staring down the previously mentioned batman decor. the ao3 tag of peter parker in gotham was born inside my room apparently.

tubi is one of our greatest warriors in the fight against streaming services costing a fortune for mediocre content. tubi has the most insane collection of movies you will ever encounter all for free. it has cult classics and questionable lifetime movies and movies that nobody except like three people on the planet have ever seen. tubi has movies that doesn’t exist. like if you just thought of a movie one day but never made it and no one ever made it it would somehow still exist on tubi. one day i will log onto tubitv dot com and i will see terribly inappropriate, overly complex, and strange on there. and i won’t even be surprised.

wait this wasn’t a “poob has it for you” bit?

tubi doesnt have what youre looking for but it does have a lot of things you would never have thought to

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

i swear to fucking god a tiktoker will post “look what i found for a penny at dollar store!” then it sends droves of idiots to our store who scoops them all up without double checking then get to the register and argue that “um thats SUPPOSED to be a penny!” like miss we just stocked back to school do you think backpacks would clearance out IN JULY?

“its all over tiktok people are buying them for a penny!!” THAT PERSON IS LYING TO YOU FOR FUN

tiktok is breeding the next generation of people who will fall for romance scams thinking theyre really talking to harry styles because “he” sent them a picture holding up a fork when asked 😭

i’m sooo curious take this dynamic test and show me/tell me your results in the comments.

i need 50 thousands hours of kissing