my balls are discord certified

no theyre not.

[image description: an email from Discord, [email protected], with the subject “Discord Has Certified Your Balls”. The email says “Nice balls yeah we will certify them - Richard Discord” end description]

i always forget there’s a “stuff for you” page. Lol. the only “stuff for me” comes organically from the posts my mutuals graciously handpick for me to reblog like a 9 year old girl palm feeding sugar cubes to a horse. An algorithm could never do that

gonna start wearing a bracelet or something that reads UNRELIABLE NARRATOR just so the general public knows what they're getting into when starting a conversation with me

(Something very mundane) this is so funny to me

fashion journalists are so slimy like stop publishing articles about modern tumblr girls this is literally a closed practice

im so srs humans were made for art and friend and food and beddy bye. i mean this

and help each other. humans were made for help each other

Girls we need to get off tumblr and do drugs together

why doesn’t Mitski have a song about how bad ass Dark Souls III is

if im ever terminally online it’s because im avoiding a blank word document like the plague