Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[ID: screenshot of malcolm tucker from the thick of it, played by peter capaldi, edited so that he says, "i don't know. kill a billionaire an hour until it sorts itself out?" end ID.]

(flirting) i could be your problem

“what are you gonna do, cry about it?” yes . the fuck

i cant believe the first half of the year is over what did i do the entire time

you ever listen to a song 47 times in a row and every time you’re like wow what a good song. I’m gonna play it again.

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Any time you feel like you’re behind (especially if you’re in your 20s, but this applies to literally anyone) just look yourself in the mirror and be like “boo hoo you didn’t peak when u were 17. So sad. Whatever shall u do” and I promise u will instantly feel so silly for ever worrying about it

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

here’s a fun fact get the fuck away from me

knew this woman who used to be a gay man and when he was a gay man he liked ‘ironically’ referring to himself as she/her and so when he came out as a woman he decided the next logical step was to also switch his pronouns to he/him.

companies make billions from you thinking you're ugly btw. only ugly thing is their bottom line. log out of tiktok right now.

learning to ask 'is this an ad' will save your life

i genuinely don't think there's much, if anything, hotter than someone clearly having a blast doing something they're really good at. doesn't really matter what it is. the combo of competence and joy is absolutely lethal to me