kasai | ?

i support gore and torture but i draw the line at misogyny

just saw the funniest thing on twitter where someone was broken up with bc they ate 7 croissants im CRYINGGGG

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

‎

music not hitting, phone not hitting, Minecraft not hitting, food not hitting, mouth taste like blood, death comes for us all

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

SOMEbody at Merriam Webster is courting me, personally

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me