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I like watching birds but I don’t know what any of them are. I just like looking. Their name is not my business.

What kind of bird out there? Small guy with a yellow hat. I don’t know him well enough to be on a first name basis.

One of my uncles is a birder (person who photographs birds) and whenever he visits California we go with him to different nature parks to look at birds and boy do I look at the birds. I get out my binoculars and everything. I help my uncle with his big camera lenses. What is the name of the bird we just photographed? That’s not my business.

Birdwatching is really easy when you are quiet and like getting close to things without them noticing you and also have a head empty no thoughts approach to learning the scientific names of things.

reading harry potter actively makes you less literate

I think doing that is way funnier than saying the Scottish play, and I’m not going to risk actually saying the name and having something bad happen

i just realized despite me making fun of you for saying m*cbeth, i refused to say it myself. i am fucked up

even I, the op, flinched while writing it in the notes 😔

do y’all only post from inside a theatre?

All the world's a stage, catgirlforeskin.

“eldritch horror beyond your comprehension” and it’s just a generic monster with tentacles and eyes

girl I’m comprehending you pretty easily you’re gonna have to try harder than that

in my dnd setting the most eldritch of creatures is an ape that is impossibly wide. Whatever room you're in, this ape is wider than that. Imagine the widest room you can imagine. This ape is wider. It's other proportions remain the same. His name is Wide Ape.

everyone go home we got a winner

check out her page, it is so cool. this is the link to this specific video: deville.design

Yeah so unfortunately, my friend was right. Muttering 'I'm gonna put on the greatest talent show this town has ever seen' darkly to myself is not only vastly funnier than saying I'm gonna kms, but is also somehow more concerning to anyone who might overhear it

Fake laughed at a customer's joke today and dropped the smile within milliseconds of them turning around. when I tell you that I felt like Patrick fucking Bateman

truly just as we have universal health care we need to have universal death care. dying is not optional and funerals should not be a financial burden for families.

romance is a type of friendship and im sick of people pretending like they're two seperate categories. your romantic partner is Supposed to also be your friend like at the very least why are we pitting romance AGAINST friendship when they r intertwined???? romantic partners are also friends and u can have romance with ur friends stop acting like these bitches are seperate forces

What really ticks me off when talking about ai is when people are like "it's unavoidable" or "you'll have to learn to use it someday" or "its going to be part of the future" like no it's plenty avoidable actually if you have a spine stronger than a dandelion. You simply say "no" and continue to use your own goddamn brain.