WHAT YOUR FAVOURITE HAIKYUU CHARACTER SAYS ABOUT YOU AND YOUR MENTAL STABILITY

cw: mental illness i guess.

𝙸𝙼𝙿𝙾𝚁𝚃𝙰𝙽𝚃 𝙽𝙾𝚃𝙴𝚂

“I have more than three favourite characters!” — okay, I get it, you have no set aesthetic and are unable to make any decisions in your real life. stop lying to yourself and choose.

“You’re not right though?” — yes I am, perceive yourself better. open your eyes. consult your charts.

“My favourite character isn’t here!!” — then you have self projection issues and that’s not on me, that’s on you! just say you over romanticize people in your head and then feel let down when they’re not exactly how you imagined them to be and go.

“this was kinda rude.” — then my job is done.

This is a joke. Read at your own risk….

pairing: reader x atsumu, reader x osamu genre: college!au, fluff/angst/humor a/n: omg ive been so excited for this part!

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part two: live show crashed

fun fact: it took all of y/n’s willpower to not blow up on atsumu during her show😗

pairing: reader x atsumu, reader x osamu genre: college!au, fluff/angst/humor a/n: ah here it begins!!! (chlorophyll was spelt wrong because i’m a clown and that will be fixed for the next part dw🤡)

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part one: atsumu cries

fun fact: y/n doesn’t follow her cupid persona on twitter💀

kenma breaks it when he sees the way kuroo looks at you. it’s subtle, but it’s there. and that’s why he finds himself shuffling nervously on the night he planned to make you his, instead telling you that things weren’t working out because you were just too boring for him.

haikyuu!! week 2020: favorite team

𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐰/ 𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐮

a/n: so this was og supposed to be enemies but I realized frenemies was a better word for their dynamic so here it is! heehee part two?

karasuno | aoba johsai | shiratorizawa | more…

daichi

as a crewmate: just wants to get his tasks done so by the last few rounds, he can focus on following people. the type to press the emergency meeting button if he hasn’t seen a player in a while to find out if they’re dead or not. “how long has *insert name* been dead for?” and that sparks the conversation of “i saw them in security last.” “oh yeah i was with you, i saw them leave to go to the electrical room.” really analyzes the way people talk. he’s p good at spotting a liar which is no surprise when he’s one of the first killed in the game every time. he too powerful. as an imposter: locks doors. he will lock you in a room together and give you a second to realize, “ah, it was him all along,” before killing you. he unlocks the door and goes to pretend to do a task and groups with whoever is closest for the longest time until the body is found. if he’s with the person long enough, he gets an alibi. “idk how it could be him since i was with him.” his downfall is the seconds he’s suddenly gone before returning. you bet your ass tanaka or tsukishima would point that out.

pairing: reader x kuroo genre: college!au; fluff//humor//(maybe some) minor angst a/n: sorry for the delay!!! but here’s the update!! i hope you like it!

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part seven: i’m not gonna do it…i did it

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getting caught making out in the club room with kuroo, bokuto, oikawa & tanaka

ᴀ/ɴ:​ gender neutral pronouns + stream lips on lips by tiffany young

— kuroo t.

bro horndog #1

tbh he’s probably tryna get a quickie in 💀

but u said no 😤👊

um

so there y’all are just like vibing, kuroo tryna suffocate u with his mouth

the storage room is definitely not a place to be have a session cause it’s so stuffy and every time Kuroo pulls you closer you both end up knocking something off of a shelf

he’s pulled at you skirt/jeans so many times and each time you have to slap his hand away

“i’m gonna break ur fingers tetsu >:/“

you heard someone come in and immediately you tried to pull away

but kuroo thought u were playing so he kept pulling you even closer

until the door opened

kai: 👁👄👁

kuroo & you: 👫/👬

kuroo is kinda embarrassed internally but on the outside he’s acting all alpha 🤮🤮

Ur just there with swollen lips n staring at kai like 😟 (hivemind knows what😼)

n e ways the team found our cuz it was obvious and somehow kuroo got a hickie on ur jawline,, ‘‘twas a mess

— bokuto k.

bby just needed a refresher 🥺

he was feeling down all day and he just needed a few kisses 🥺🥺🥺🥺

since he’s captain he has the keys so he usually opens the gym for the other members (meaning he’s there earlier than others)

“ko i have to go soon” you whisper, smiling as he cups your face and pulls you in for another soft kiss

he whines about how he doesn’t want you to go and you can feel your heart go ❤️ -> 💔

soon you can hear konoha’s voice approaching and keep in mind, you’re not even IN the gym

“ko..konoha is coming”

“im already here” 👁👄👁

ko’s still being a big baby, esp since konoha interrupted his kissies

konoha is gagging and making a scene LMAO and ko is being stroppy

congrats ur surrounded by babies

— oikawa t.

he’s being his usual over dramatic self (i kid)

“if you don’t kiss me right now i’ll die!!!”

and he’s doing this in the empty hallways - surprisingly cuz oiks is there

so you cave and surprise, he’s caged u against the wall and there’s a full fledged makeout session

your uniform is askew from his wondering hands and his hair is tousled from your hand trying to grasp onto something to keep you grounded

tbh oikawa heard someone coming but cause he’s the “great oikawa” he’s okay with getting caught

you can’t hear over the (slightly gross) sounds of lips smacking and heavy breathes between kisses

one minute you’re kissing and the next..you’re not?

BRO IWA JUST FKN GRABBED ANS FLEW OIKAWA ACROSS THE HALLWAY

you: 👁👄👁

oikawa: 😢

iwa: 😠

— tanaka r.

um

how to start this One LMAO

tanaka was um,, being himself once again

“ur so hot,, i love u my deity”

tanaka : 🧎🙏

you : 🤨😐

like he’s been at this for a good ten minutes

so u do the most cliche thing and give him a big ol smooch to shut him up

tbh it’s a little messy cause u mostly kiss his teeth but it gets the message across LMAO

tanaka: 😳

you: 😪

nishinoya: 🤯

wait

“OMG TANAKA IS GETTING SOME!!!”

pls nishi it’s 10am.