Clumsy and Shy

Sound advice from this roasting pan. (at California Ave District)

Danny and I were given these couples dice as a gift and I think they’re meant for straight people. Is this how straight sex works? 🎲 #BlowLeg (at California Ave District)

Calling him “my player 2” felt too cheesy. 🧀👾🎮

Our office was full of dogs, so, yea it was a great day! 🐕 (at The Abbi Agency)

I’m learning to take photos with a camera that’s not my iPhone! I’ll get out of auto mode soon enough. 🎃📱📸 #amateurphotographer

Same. (at California Ave District)

One of the cool things about @theabbiagency work from home days is that you can wear literally anything you want. Today, I'm wearing shorts. 🦇👨🏻 (at California Ave District)

Percy isn't happy unless you can cuddle him for at least 13 hours. (at California Ave District)

Big Boi is ready for the RTO. #runnerslegs #RenoTahoe #renotahoeodyssey (at California Ave District)

💭"If you get out of the shower clean, then how does the towel get dirty?"💭 📷 @mcdezzy

Don't let people shame you today for not seeing #StarWars. Call them a #NerfHerder, they'll be offended.

Quality pun work! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 I'll miss you @wedgecheeseshop #RenoTahoe.

Not only are we celebrating this handsome f*ckers bday today,we are also celebrating immigration informing us that he can start working in The U.S.! 🇨🇦🎉🇺🇸🎉🍔🥔 (at California Ave District)

Anxiety buddies! 🤜🏻🤛🏻 (at California Ave District)

On my way to work I saw a man with a #ProLife sticker almost run someone off the road.