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He says ‘I don’t get it, why are you still a virgin at 24?’ He says ‘I don’t believe you, I’ve seen you walk, virgins don’t walk like that’ He says, ‘That ain’t natural, people are supposed to fuck.’ He asks ‘Why though? No offence though.’ I ask ‘When was your first time?’ He says ‘I was 12’ He says ‘I know what you’re thinking, that’s too young.’ I look at his knuckles, he has two good hands. He says ‘She was older than me.’ I ask ‘How old?’ And he says ‘It’s better that the girl is older, that’s how I learnt all things I know’ He licks his lips. I ask again ‘How old?’ He says ‘I could use one finger to make you sob’ I think of my brother in prison and I can’t remember his face. I ask again ‘How old?’ He says ‘Boys become men in the laps of women, you know?’ I think of my mothers faced lined with her bad choices in men. He says ‘If you were mine you wouldn’t get away with this shit, I’d eat you for hours, I’d gut you like fruit.’ I think of my cousins circumcision, how she feels like a mermaid, not human from the waist down. He says ‘I’d look after you, you know?’ I laugh, I ask for the last time ‘How old?’ He says ‘34.’ He says ‘She was beautiful though and I know what you’re thinking but it’s not like that, I’m a man, I’m a man, I’m a man. No one could ever hurt me’.
Warsan Shire, Crude Conversations With Boys Who Fake Laughter Often (via cactuslungs)
It’s been months since I heard your laugh the last time and still, you haunt me in the early hours of the morning, in those minutes of being half-asleep and half-awake, making me lose my sense for reality all over again.
// get out of my head j.d.m.
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there are 2 posts from my past blowing up right now one is an air supply song and the other is a quote from a problematic book i liked in hs. guys please stop reminding me how problematic i was in hs
although relegated to being clean and orderly, virgo really is the most fascinating and esoterically in depth sign, the sign with the most difficult experience of existence - separating ‘me’ from ‘we’ without the delight of me in leo or the safety and comfort of relationship in libra. it all happens inside and alone for virgo, her most brilliant creative process is herself and the pure ideas they birth. virgo is like the crack in the hollow of the zodiac, they are earth bound and mind bound, so they know how to turn earthly resources and human qualities into medicine. virgo has the real capacity for power. and yes we have all met hyper critical and frustrating virgos that will of course never resonate with their goddess, and they have their place in a virgo world but we can’t spend every analysis on the middle ground. there are virgos who fly. they do the work in solitude, they commit as laboriously to the internal experience as they do in the workplace. dedicated, diligent, and selfless. the mother of all living things can raise in virgo, she has the the high flowing primordial creator, she has the essence to create stars, sea, elements, and life by her own single force. the compromise for wisdom is the internal conflicts and trauma, a deep awareness of suffering so they can comprehend the pain of their earth children like only a mother could

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Capricorn moons are in detriment because the feelings are too restricted and repressed while Scorpio moons are in fall because the feelings are too intense and overwhelming. Scorpio moons are too much and Capricorn moons are too little in a sense.
just found out i’m a lunar capricorn and my entire life makes sense
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2helby:
you either die a proud lemon tree owner or you live long enough to see yourself become a lemon stealing whore
I hate that I know what this is referencing
i am so excited and scared to be moving to nyc on my own next year everyone send me good energy vibes pls~
Littlefinger: I love Sansa like I loved her mother
Jon: I think the fuck not you trick ass bitch
wolfgang amadeus mozart has been dead for 226 slutty, slutty years
hi yeah what the actual, literal, GENUINE fuck does this mean

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Don’t Hurt Yourself - Beyoncé
The most underrated song on the album
Mood
what she says: I'm fine
what she means: why is Dorian Gray never played by people with blond hair? why is Dorian always depicted as all pale and dark? oscar literally describes his hair as gold like two seconds after we meet him. directors apparently feel like they have to make Dorian look dark dangerous and brooding, but he's not supposed to look dark and dangerous and brooding. That's the whole point. No one ever suspects him because he looks like an innocent little cherub with golden curls and rosy cheeks. His physical appearance is described with terms that Western literary tradition, during the nineteenth century in particular, associated with goodness and godliness, and this is intentionally juxtaposed with the blackness of his soul. If you intentionally play him as someone who looks like a Byronic hero, much of the symbolism of his character is lost, right?

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Your super power is that you are average, at everything you do.
no, no- imagine how amazing this would be! you’re average- but the key here is at EVERYTHING you try and do
try and get the cure to cancer? well, aint a fingers snap and done cure but its a cure. doctors worldwide are astounded
try and learn how to communicate with an alien race? well, youre not fluent but its passing and humanity hasnt even invented deep space flight- you just managed to get their signal and have a chat
want to fly? well- youre a bit wobbly but goddamn its working
being average at everything is amazing bc if we assume anything you try works then eveything is at least working a bit
Jack of all trades, master of none, better than a master of one
That ain’t average?? doing average is like if some people found better cures for cancer than you but some people found worse ones and you’re right in the middle
anyone know anyone looking for freelance writers/reporters in the sf/bay area?? asking for a friend (me)