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Owning a black cat is awesome because you’ll leave the bathroom and The Shape will be waiting for you

im not trying my hardest but im very tired which i think should be taken into consideration

Good analogy but why did you invent Space Cain and Abel to explain it?

I did not invent the meme but "Space Cain and Abel" is how I want to refer to it from now on.

it really is crazyyyyy how much January they managed to fit into this January

I don't like the term horseshoe theory because [extremely long list of reasons] but there's gotta be some term out there to describe how like. you can go from a conservative upbringing where people are weird and/or outright racist about interracial relationships, and then you wind up in some stupid pocket of leftism where people look at a mixed race couple and are like "hm :/ but is he um. fetishizing your race?" and sure it's done in a way that is, yes, tangibly different than outright conservatism, but it still leads to the same isolating effect of "alright we're being judged for our relationship, and these people kind of suck"

the same thing happens to trans people honestly where you wind up in some anarchoqueer leftist space where people like, expect gender ambiguity from binary trans people -- like they want the trans men to be comfortable wearing nail polish and trans women to not care if they have facial hair -- ignoring the fact that some people just aren't comfortable presenting themselves that way (and some of us just want to be...some girl or some guy?) -- and it gets turned around into this weird thing of "you're enforcing gender stereotypes if you conform too much to your gender identity" like. can we be real for a second. you and my shitbag grandmother are both clamoring for me to put on a dress again so please tell me the difference between you and her. after a certain point your intentions stop mattering because you've created the same alienating space.

The only time I want to see the phrase "man cave" is in the context of there being a literal cave full of hot, naked men that I'm welcome to enter with carnal intent

i don’t mean to be political, but what if everyone had basic human rights

rather b a fairy sittin on a flower, titties out, basking in the sun somewhere

you cannot gender me in a way that matters