The Absurdist

louis never stood a chance man.

Louis: *heart-eyes* Okay.

Lestat walks from his hips and Louis from his shoulders

Mr. Bogosian are you advertising that Assad Zaman has visited your apartment

Louis have you read this book? so much of it seems familiar mon cher

cursed bird site hive-mind

LESTAT + his cunty corset top

Is that…TAYLOR SWIFT?!?

You're up early

(also here)

Is ded.

Omg the sexual tension is TOO MUCH (give us more!!!)

Lestat: -storms into the house- Do NOT ask me about my day, Louis, I'm not in the mood Louis: -wearily- You got yourself a second boyfriend in the Talamasca and he was the one who helped you get your body back so you chased him down and made him a vampire against his will after doing a whole villain monologue about it? And then cried a bunch? Lestat: ... Lestat: ... Lestat: ... Lestat: Maybe Lestat: but I do NOT want to be chastised OR answer any of your questions no matter HOW much you ask Louis: I don't need to, your second boyfriend's right here David Talbot: hi Lestat: AHH FUCK WHAT

Jacob Anderson, Hannah Moscovitch, Assad Zaman, and Sam Reid interviewed at NYCC 2025 PART 1/2 -> (Part 2/2)

Lord have mercy on my soul. This season will be the end of me.

And HOoOoOO is blue no. 5?!?

louis killing bruce in the teaser :333