Parker

His facial expression reminds me of when like old ladies who you do not recognise talk to you bc they held you once when you were a baby

zarco kinda looks like sexy squidward but if squidward was also wearing a bad wig

✨w h y✨ does this make sense

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.

?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????

centrifugal force keeps you in your seat.

Centrifugal force isn’t keeping me from crying tho

why is this so funny

i was young, maybe 12-13 when i first went on one of these pendulum boat rides of death and when i sat my dumb ass down i thought “huh, this aint so bad” but then the fucking thing almost went upside down and im not particularly religious but for the few minutes i was on this motherfucking boat i was collecting religions like fucking pokemons. i was praying to god, to jesus, to all the saints, to buddha, to satan, to the spirits of my dead ancestors, to every god in every pantheon i could remember i was fucking praying. if i had a censer i would have swung that bitch around trying to baptise the seats and the passengers, id have fucking sung hymns and did a fucking oracion. if i had rosary beads i would be chanting hail marys and counting them with the fervor of a fairy that was thrown a sack of rice. if i had sticks of incense id be fucking communing with every ancestor known and unknown to keep me in that goddamn boat until the entire ride smelled like ash and cinders. when i went on this boat i forgot how to speak ENGLISH. i was straight speaking in tongues not meant for mortal men. this fucking pendulum motherfucker gave me a fear of heights. people who willingly go into this are built different and will not give two shits if the sun blew up, if a zombie apocalypse happened, they. dont. CARE. the waters will rise and these fuckers will swim, volcanoes will rain fire and lava down and these fuckers will stroll through with umbrellas. the horns of rapture will sound and these fuckers will stare death in the face and politely decline FUCK THAT good dAY SIR ill be over here minding my own goddamn business

I’ve never been on one that flips but goddamn I want to now

I’ve never been and I don’t want to

Went on one when I was about nine. I had to use my whole body strength to use my feet to push myself up against the back of the seat so I wouldn’t fall out and plummet to the ground, awaiting swift transfer to the underworld. Now I am not afraid of death i am pretty nervous when I go on those now though. The thrills extra spicy after you had a near death experience from it!

You know when like you can't breathe and your head feels like it's being squeezed together and will pop like a spot what the fuck is that.

Are you okay???

Imma say yes. I just currently feel like I'm about to be popped like a spot

I’m assuming that’s not good

Honestly I've had the squeezing thing for yearst just never the breathe thing but I'm all good now thanks king 🌟

Okay I’m glad you’re okay :)

You know when like you can't breathe and your head feels like it's being squeezed together and will pop like a spot what the fuck is that.

Are you okay???

Imma say yes. I just currently feel like I'm about to be popped like a spot

I’m assuming that’s not good

You know when like you can't breathe and your head feels like it's being squeezed together and will pop like a spot what the fuck is that.

Are you okay???

Imma say yes. I just currently feel like I'm about to be popped like a spot

I’m assuming that’s not good

You know when like you can't breathe and your head feels like it's being squeezed together and will pop like a spot what the fuck is that.

Are you okay???

Also blogs get hacked or something and send these without the blog owner’s consent. I got this message and then afterwards the person who sent it to me said they didn’t send that.

got a message from a mutual today similar to this and they later messaged me to say it wasn’t them so yeah be careful

I just got a message like this and thought it sounded familiar. Be careful everyone!

Yeah hey followers I do NOT go around randomly sending links, so if you get something like this from me, let me know because I did NOT send it.

This also happens on Instagram so stay safe you guys!!!

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