I Never Went To Oovoo Javer

losing my mind at the information that Taylor Swifts parents bought her bi-monthly flights to Nashville for years as a teen so she could go learn directly from big country musicians. Eventually with them moving their entire family over to Nashville where Taylor failed to get onto a record label so her dad bought a 3% ($300,000) stake in Big Machine Records immediately getting them to bring Taylor onto the label. Queen of failing upwards. Queen of industry plants.

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

This post changed us fundamentally

So weird to see a post this old and no one is deactivated

*through gritted teeth* you are not a child taking a test with the purpose of getting the highest score, you are an adult trying new things and finding ways to enjoy your life, make mistakes, be a beginner, be mediocre, be where you need to be, be unlikeable, just. be.

applying for jobs sucks so bad i wish i could be one of the crabs that ate amelia earhart