Well, isn't this awkward?!

this is…. I just…

incredible… “I made sure you would see there was a white man under this black skin, because prejudice is only skin deep”

I’m so fucking over white people. For real.

I feel like nobody knows what blackface is, anymore.  They just know they’re supposed to be offended by it.

art man: racism bad! tumblr: look at this racist whitey!

 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

so that’s the function of a rubber duck

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I work at a startup and part of the onboarding package you get when you first start working here now includes a rubber duck. We also have a bigger version of the duck for the extra hard problems. Sometimes one duck doesn’t cut it and you need to borrow your neighbors to get more ducks on the problem. One time we couldn’t figure out why something wasn’t working right so we assembled the counsel of ducks and by the grace of the Duck Gods were we able to finally come to a solution. These ducks have saved many lives and should be respected for the heroes they are.

@elanorpam wow. Thats REALLY REALLY REALLY good art, but like…Why?

Abuse doesn’t make you broken. You are not unworthy of love because of how you were treated in the past. It was not your fault then and it’s not your fault now. You are deserving of respect.

*looks for historical inconsistencies in a book about wizards*

When u hold your hand out to a cat and they close their eyes and bump it with their forehead reblog if u agree

important question: has iguanamouth drawn a dragon with tree frog legs

im glad dogs cant read the “no dogs allowed” signs so they dont feel sad & left out

nonbinary is sort of like bigfoot; A lot of people believe it exists but it’s probably just a bear with mange