Said with the same announciation of the "Jake, from StateFarm"
A quick draft I had rotting away in my notes lol.
Dazai leaves Yokohama for a short solo mission, but a different dazai comes falling out of the sky!!
"Atsushi!!! Who went and gave you permission to get all grown up without me huuuuuuuh???" The other dazai exclaims with his usual excentrism. Tugging at atsushis cheeks as the adolecent in question just stares back confused.
Why is Dazai-san wearing an apron? As dazai just went on and on about some kind of lunch he was trying to prepare for... children?? Who let dazai-san near children?!
"A-anyways, since your back from your mission already, we can go back to the agency. Okay, Dazai-san?" Atsushi said already turning the bandaged man in the direction of the Armed Detective Agency. Prepared to turn him away from any high places or bridges that might make Dazai want to take a 'detour'.
But the the man froze before turning to face Atsushi with one of (if not the most) pitiful looking faces Atsushi has ever seen on the man.
"I finally got little atsushi to call me onii-chan. But now your all grown up your back to using honorifics!!?" The fully grown man sobbed. Atsushi gazed on almost apathetically at this point. Why would I call Dazai-san Onii-chan?
"That's, a bit embarassing dont you think?" Atsushi cringed a little at the kicked puppy look his mentor sported at that. "And if I did call you Onii-chan, promise or not, I'm pretty sure Akutagawa would kill me."
"UAAGH!" Dazai grumbled with his normal dramatic flair. "Akutagawa this, Akutagawa that! You're gonna run away with him and get married and leave your poor big brother behind at this rate!!!!" His eyes bug out in a way that makes him seem genuinely on the brink of tears. As if he can see the whole thing playing out in his messed up mind.
Atsushi recoiled, his face warming up. "Wha-! Marry!- Me!? Akutagawa!!!?? No way! Never!" The poor boy sputtered
"AH I KNEW IT! You already have everything all set up ready to elope!! You're grown up now too!!" Dazai bites the end of his apron with a vengence. "I never should of let you two meet! I bet you even asked Kyouka to be your best man!!"
