i don't need your hands all over me

Go to a shooting range, probably by myself.

Attend a Comic Con panel with Harrison Ford dressed as Chewbacca and we troll everyone.

Go to Disney with my family.

A viner? Why not a youtuber? 

I don’t know. I’m not sure I have a thing as “too-far”. I mean, I have limits but they’re pretty wide sexual wise. Oh sure. Oh so tough. I suppose we are-..bonding over the sex thing is just different. That’s all. Brinnena or something like that. Right? The tall one? Ha. Good. Be a shame to work out this deal for our marriage than not be able to do it. Right. I make you horny. You can talk to Wyatt about it but-..I’m OK with it. PFt. I’m pretty sure they never look around to notice what’s happening anyway. 

You bet I do. 

Because vine is easier. It’s only six seconds. 

You must think I'm annoying with all my questions and concerns. It's just that I haven't done much sexually, especially with a guy, so I'm not sure what I'm into. In theory most sexual things sound funny to me but maybe I would enjoy them. Tough enough to take some spanking from you. Yes, that's her! I love her! I look forward to marrying you someday, then. You better get a good job to take good care of me. So, what, do I just go to him? What do I even say? That’d be awkward. And being okay with something is different than wanting it. Do you want it?

Go to a shooting range, probably by myself.

Attend a Comic Con panel with Harrison Ford dressed as Chewbacca and we troll everyone.

Go to Disney with my family.

I think I can manage that. Somehow. There’s an app for cooking. Soo. 

Both. Like, all the time. Sexting is hot but there’s something just-..makes me shiver when someone whispers in your ear how much they want your cock or ass or whatever. You know? It’s just real and vocal. I’m not sure you’re the type who’d handle my hand or my belt when it comes to spanking. It’s a little weird. Lesbian co-queens? Yeah. I’m all for that team of yours. You’re right because on the month of your birthday, I’d wake you up with one. Well-..it’s good to make you happy. Yeah. Totally cuts down on the water bill. You think I make you horny? You can’t tell. Me and Wyatt…do have something but that does’nt mean you and I can’t. Or you and him? We’re brothers. As long as we’re honest about it. I think it’s fine. No weirdness. 

I bet. 

There’s an app for everything these days. Speaking of which, I'm thinking about becoming a viner. It seems fun. 

Can’t say I’ve ever experienced that firsthand but it does sound appealing. Does it ever get awkward, though? Like, maybe a person takes it a step too far and you're like oh-kay. Hey, I could totally take your hand or belt! I’m tougher than I look! It’s not weird. We’re sharing our likes and dislikes, we’re bonding. It'd be the best team, then Jamie could marry the girl-knight whose name I forgot. Sounds like a deal. I’ll remind you of that if we ever get married. No, I’m sorry, I meant to say you do make me horny but the think made it easier to say. You sure? I don't know. If you guys are okay with it, I suppose. We can’t let dads find out, though. I like to think they still think I’m a virgin. 

Go to a shooting range, probably by myself.

Attend a Comic Con panel with Harrison Ford dressed as Chewbacca and we troll everyone.

Go to Disney with my family.

Um. Like, dirty talk. And when a guy has a great ass, you know, spanking. Oooh this one time I came on a guy’s face and-..All right. see? Weird. She’s a badass queen. Former queen. Really. Go team Margery. Make it twice a month. I don’t know, to make you happy? It’s not really trading you if I’m giving the info to someone you’ll like. See? If you keep your mouth shut for a little while, I’ll get in the shower with you. Share some water. It just means-..I mean, if you wanted to do sexual stuff-…it would’nt be out the question. That’s all. 

Aw. 

In person or, like, sexting or on the phone? I’ve never done it in person. Does that mean you’d want to spank me? It’s not weird. I'm the one who's weird about this stuff and I don't find it weird, but it's cute that you do, though. They should get married and be co-queens together. I love both of them. Alright, twice a month but zero times on my the month of my birthday. But you already make me happy now, Max. That’d probably be good for the planet. I think I saw an ad on Facebook once about showering with people to save water. I might. I don't know, I think you make me horny. It's a weird feeling. But I understand you and Wyatt have made out and if that's your thing together I'll totally keep my distance and let you guys be, we don't need any weirdness between the three of us. 

Go to a shooting range, probably by myself.

Attend a Comic Con panel with Harrison Ford dressed as Chewbacca and we troll everyone.

Go to Disney with my family.

I don’t know? I think I have a handle on pasta. Or scrambled eggs and toast. 

Oh we are not talking about my kinks. That is one conversation we don’t have to have. From what I understand she seduced him because Jamie was out at war. So…blood is blood right? Wait. Like a blowjob a month or just the ones in the morning because even in this fake marriage my sex drive is way too high for just once a month. Pft. What money? There’s no money. I mean, their could be but it would still be mine. You do have a amazing talent but if you’re sans clothes and wet I think I reserve the right to be distracted. I think-…It’s just something we’d take a day at a time. With no commitment if we did anything. Like, just an exploratory thing. 

Laying around in tiny underwear is doing me a solid? 

Oh, you know what I really like? Gnocchi. That would be amazing. 

Come on, we can't not have this conversation now. What are your kinks? I'm curious now that you've brought it up and I will not let it go. Okay, fine. Maybe Cersei likes to keep it in the family but she is still a badass queen. No, no, it’d be more than one blowjob a month but I'd only wake you up with one once a month. What would you trade me for, then? You never wanna share anything with me, it's starting to hurt my feelings. I guess not, maybe I could keep my mouth shut in the shower for you someday. What does that mean? Do you want to? What do you want to do? Have you thought about it? This is all so complicated.

Go to a shooting range, probably by myself.

Attend a Comic Con panel with Harrison Ford dressed as Chewbacca and we troll everyone.

Go to Disney with my family.

Hey, don’t kink-shame. Some people just like it. All right? Cersei fucked her own brother and cousin. It’s like, a huge plot point. Sure. She loved-loved Jamie but it was still incest. You’d get the foot massages if I got woken up via blowjob every day. That’s only fair, right? A cut of what, exactly? Or do you just want some say in who you marry? I don’t want to shower with you because of the showtunes. if I was making you hit the high C’s for a whole different reason it would be a different matter. Yeah. I suppose. Just-.sort of happens around here, you know? if you look for it. 

I am not kink-shaming. It’s how I personally feel about it but I won’t judge if it’s something that floats your boat into deep-sea. The whole cousin thing wasn’t her fault, I bet he seduced her. It’s still not so bad because she love-loves him. Don’t trash talk our queen. Could it be, like, a monthly thing? The only sausage I want in my mouth in the morning is the one we buy in the market. I have no sexual desire before noon. I want a cut of the money they’d give you. See, you don’t want to witness my incredible talent. Am I but a piece of meat to you, brother? You still haven’t told me how you feel about us. 

Go to a shooting range, probably by myself.

Attend a Comic Con panel with Harrison Ford dressed as Chewbacca and we troll everyone.

Go to Disney with my family.

And we’re sure we don’t want me accidentally burning down the kitchen while I attempt to make you some mystical three course meal? 

I feel like you miss the whole point on the sexual side of things dude. Pft. I’d never want you to call me that. So you want to be the drunk former queen who is totally on team incest? Smooth. I’m pretty sure the version of everyone in your head is the dream husband. I’d properly hog the covers, demand shower sex, sometimes make you breakfast but rarely give you a foot massage. The point is, so not perfect and dreamy like your head. Oh yeah. Find a good prince or something and marry you off for some proper land and a title like the good old days. I saw Batman VS supes. I’m allowed to judge. So you need to sing in the shower more when people can hear it. Clearly. Pft. How about you answer that whole “us’ questions first? 

…All right. Deal. 

We’d probably get in a lot of trouble for that and I do not want to get grounded for life. Never mind the whole personal chef thing, then. But you still have to prove your love in one way or another.

Some sexual things are too funny to be taken seriously. I can see the appeal of calling an older person mommy or daddy but it's not cute when the person is young. Ha, I didn’t even remember Cersei engaged in incestuous activities. It was different with her, though. She loved Jamie, like, in-love love. I think it shouldn’t be a problem when that is the case. I have to say, I do like your husband version a lot more but I’d try and get you to compromise on the foot massages because they are very important to me. You should give me a cut if you plan on selling me off to the highest bidder. You won’t hear it because you don’t want to shower with me. Uh, I don’t know, honestly. I don't think I have, but like, I didn't know it was a thing. I didn't know you were interested.

Go to a shooting range, probably by myself.

Attend a Comic Con panel with Harrison Ford dressed as Chewbacca and we troll everyone.

Go to Disney with my family.

And we’re sure we don’t want me accidentally burning down the kitchen while I attempt to make you some mystical three course meal? 

I feel like you miss the whole point on the sexual side of things dude. Pft. I’d never want you to call me that. So you want to be the drunk former queen who is totally on team incest? Smooth. I’m pretty sure the version of everyone in your head is the dream husband. I’d properly hog the covers, demand shower sex, sometimes make you breakfast but rarely give you a foot massage. The point is, so not perfect and dreamy like your head. Oh yeah. Find a good prince or something and marry you off for some proper land and a title like the good old days. I saw Batman VS supes. I’m allowed to judge. So you need to sing in the shower more when people can hear it. Clearly. Pft. How about you answer that whole “us’ questions first? 

…All right. Deal. 

We’d probably get in a lot of trouble for that and I do not want to get grounded for life. Never mind the whole personal chef thing, then. But you still have to prove your love in one way or another.

Some sexual things are too funny to be taken seriously. I can see the appeal of calling an older person mommy or daddy but it's not cute when the person is young. Ha, I didn’t even remember Cersei engaged in incestuous activities. It was different with her, though. She loved Jamie, like, in-love love. I think it shouldn’t be a problem when that is the case. I have to say, I do like your husband version a lot more but I’d try and get you to compromise on the foot massages because they are very important to me. You should give me a cut if you plan on selling me off to the highest bidder. You won’t hear it because you don’t want to shower with me. Uh, I don’t know, honestly. I don't think I have, but like, I didn't know it was a thing. I didn't know you were interested.

Go to a shooting range, probably by myself.

Attend a Comic Con panel with Harrison Ford dressed as Chewbacca and we troll everyone.

Go to Disney with my family.

And yet boys have called me Daddy in the past. Just a shame. I’d just write you off as a brother I suppose. Oh jeez. You’re like, Joffery a’nt you? I knew it. I’m keeping a crossbow away from you. I feel like the husband version of me in your head and the real version of me are two very, very different people. Oh come on- Just because I want to help you get laid. So mean, so cruel. And no, that chocolate was my gift. So I ate it. It’s still like, a PG movie dude. No one can beat Heath Ledgers Joker. You’re right. Showtunes in a shower totally ruins any sexual images I might have had. Pft. Are we being honest with each other? Because it seems to me it’s more about me saying stuff than you. 

That's odd. You don't look like a dad to me, I couldn't call you that without cracking up. I like to think I’m more like Cersei because she’s evil but likable, Joffrey was hated by everyone. I don’t wanna be hated. The husband version of you in my head is my dream husband. What would you be like if we were married? No, it’s not about you wanting me to get laid. You want to marry me off to some random so you can get rid of me. We don’t know that yet, don’t judge the movie before we’ve seen it. I can’t help it, my voice sounds so good in the shower. I’m an average singer out of the shower, but in there I turn into Jeremy Jordan. We are but I’m the only one asking questions here. It’s not my fault you don’t find me interesting.