randomly resting ur head on someone’s shoulder is so sweet,, we should do that more often

stop asking why i am single it’s because i am insane

‘hey i haven’t talked to you in five weeks but we’re still best pals’: a story about me and human interaction.

“sorry im just feeling weird today” little do they know i have been feeling weird since 2006

dont judge me for things i did a few seconds ago ive changed since then 

“why are you awake at three in the morning” asks the person who is also awake at three in the morning

obsessed with making poor decisions and then blaming the planets or like astrology or something

i’ve done like, 12 things in my life probably, and i regret 16 of them