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Fabian was so right, y’all will bend over backwards to defend a Targaryen, but as soon as a non-white haired character does something (which 9 times out of 10 is nowhere near as bad or is equal to what the Targs did) y’all suddenly care about morals and right & wrong and honor 😂😂😂

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

I’m sitting with a bunch of archaeologists and we just laughed so hard we CRIED we’re getting tshirts with this on them

I will never ever get tired of seeing bredlik poems. It is really one of the seminal art forms of the century. I am not being sarcastic. 

If I ever don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead and archaeologists are licking my bones.

Okay but what the fuck would have happened if Kol or Finn WERE actually the Sires of everyone's lines? Like what, would they have just left Bonnie to pick up the pieces? So they'd leave Bonnie, the only unconnected person next to Jeremy and Matt, and she'd have to 1. Protect herself and the boys from the angry Mikaelsons, 2. To bring them back? All while grieving? To bring back, The Salvatores- Caroline- and even Elena, depending on which one you pick. And her MOTHER???

what if Finn was able to reach Sage telepathically in the coffin but he didn't realize he could do it so he thought he was hallucinating her to comfort himself while it made sage more determined to save him

it really shows you the level of codependency the mikaelsons were operating on cos they say they didn't like Finn but they left his ass daggered cos they knew he would immediately leave with sage

Fitting that she would have the coolest dragon design

Fabien calling out ryan condal and sara hess for the poor way they handled his character is so cathartic. He is DONE fr and who can blame him? Not me. Go off king, you are so valid for this. 🗣️🫂🫂🫂

I miss the kingmaker, the one who renamed Harwin breakbones to brokenbones, the greatest sword in the realm. Fabien deserved that character not what he got💔💔💔