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House Valdyr and their Whereabouts
Lord Ahrwit Valdyr
Married now to his third wife, the Lady Kalonah Wrathraven, Ahrwit has welcomed his tenth (known) child, Ahadu, who is happily driving his doting father to distraction at Shadow’s Rest or Wrathraven Manor.
fc: David Bowie
Aethgar Valdyr
Raising the hordes of Valdyri children is a consuming process, and Aethgar has been and remains busily at it. He’s been working hard in particular with young Roanvi, who seems to show considerable proficiency at necessary skills required by the House. He visits his distant cousin, Raban Valdyr and Raban’s wife Deborah at Hawk’s Landing on occasion to share gossip and ideas.
fc: Leslie Howard
Vryce Valdyr
Married to Susie Vanderbilt-Valdyr, Vryce is happy with who and where he is, doting on their two sons, Aedeling and Isaac. Typically found anywhere between Shadow’s Rest and Divinity’s Reach, the young heir to Valdyr is working hard to earn his family’s praise. He has not seen his lady mother, the Vabbian Karima Valdyr (neé al Saad) in almost six years. fc: Pedro Perestrello.
Ahrwit II Voss
Known as Witsy to his family, the young Lord Voss is legally son to Lord Malachi Voss and the Lady Anweena, now wed to Lord Reiner Isenhart. Crowned with fiery copper hair and with a handsome face dominated by deep green eyes, Voss is already cutting a swath through the nobility.
fc: Matt Waters
Gareth Valdyr
Second trueborn living son to Lord Ahrwit Valdyr, Gareth Valdyr is notable only in the slightly more golden mane he sports, and his impish humour. Tall, slender, and forever mirthful, he is truly his father’s son!
fc: Domhnall Gleeson
Roanvi FitzValdyr
Twenty-four now, young Roanvi is acutely aware of who and what he is. The bastard son of Lord Ahrwit Valdyr and the bandit Eira Seithrhine, his young life, once his parents ceased to be an item, was spent shuttling between his noble upbringing at Shadow’s Rest, and the more warlike training of a bandit band in the Wastes. His ambition is to become an archaeologist, to everyone’s shock, and while his uncle Aethgar’s training ensures that he is unlikely to ever be taken by surprise, it may be his mother Eira, and her lover - and half uncle - Isambard’s necromantic gifts that would turn any tide sent to remove the lad.
fc: Race Imboden
Isambard FitzValdyr
Calling Isambard ‘evil’ would be missing the point. He’s working to transcend such simplistic concepts. The older half brother to Ahrwit, Aethgar and their sister Alivendri, Isambard’s strange silver eyes pierce the Mists as easily as if barriers between worlds were immaterial. And perhaps for him - that is the case. He spent most of his life fighting in the Mist Wars, and the spectral knight now seeks greater ascendance alongside his high priestess Estamba, and by the side of his mate, Eira. Only time will tell if his effort succeeds, and Isambard replaces one of the vanished Six Gods of humanity…
fc: Nigel Bennett.
Lady Anweena Isenhart (neé Valdyr) - Retired character
Anweena seems to be fairly content in her arranged marriage to the heir of Isenhart, Reiner, and together they’ve produced Emeril among others including her son Witsy, fathered by the deceased Malcolm Voss.
fc: Sinead O’Connor
Lady Isabeau Hudson - Retired character
Living her happily ever after with her husband, Edward Hudson. fc: Tilda Swinton
She had had the world…well, a world at least, and lost it.
Everything she wanted. A safe, secluded space filled with beings that she and her God had created and formed to be her librarians and companions. Sometimes a mist wanderer would come through–but the occasional company and knowing full well she could expel them at her whim was not a bother. She had read and she had written and she had been content in chronicling her God and his movements.
And then darkness. She should have, by all rights, been terrified. But she had been born into darkness and it was only through her own hard work and the help of her God she had achieved the bright in-between she had made her home. A return to the darkness was…unexpected, troubling….but not terrifying, even as her twisted children and her books slipped through her hands and all sank into the void. It would have been easy, restful even, to stay there. Things would have been over, a finite end to questions–but to leave without so much as an explanation to Isambard? A high priestess could not so easily abandon her duties, even for a fellowship of one.
So she did not fade into nothingness alongside her books and her librarians and her little world. She fought and fell and woke to familiar sounds and smells. Of salt water and the bumbling cooing of a Quaggan. A while later, days, maybe weeks, found her nestled in the corner of the Inn at For Mariner, clean at the least, her pale hair whisping into soft curls, wearing soft shoes and pants under a rather too large purple shirt that had been belted at the waist, with a mug of tea in hand, listening to those around her. Soft words and falling back on old fortune telling skills from the streets of Divinity’s Reach–along with no small amount of pity she was sure–had gained her a bed and enough to eat while she considered the situation she found herself in now.
She had lost all but…this was not the first time. She doubted it would be the last. No, indeed who should arrive at her table but her own Gods’ estranged kin? Asking for her help. Well…asking for one who could help mend a broken mind with a deep dedication to truth. It would have served him better if she still believed in Kormir as a benevolent being instead of selfish and uncaring…but she would not turn him away. Not for his sake. He had all the admirers and fawn devotion a man could hope for–but for the sake of his kinswoman who had placed herself between the world and Jormag among so many others and suffered now for it. So set aside was her inherent dislike for the man. Not that he had ever done anything to merit her ire other than existing as he was. Alluring, intoxicating to be around, like little golden strings coiled around one’s fingers and wrists and drew them closer. It was deeply unsettling. Today though he was on his best behavior…open, calmed, restrained, she suspected for her sake. It did not go unappreciated nor unrewarded. So she took his hand and let him take her from the Inn and outward–stopping of course for a fresh set of gloves.
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Distant whispers
“Mistress Julia Valdyr to see you, my lord.” That corresponded with the letter which had arrived for me. Julia, hmm? I finished the coffee that left foamy evidence of my sins adorning its perfectly curving wide bowl, rising easily.
“Do show her in, Anton. I’ll meet her in the garden.” I murmured. The children were at their lessons - they were my concern of late since Aethgar was in Cantha with my son and grandson on some sort of expedition. Hard to imagine little Gareth and Witsy not so little now - teenagers both and such utter Valdyri that it sometimes hurt to see them. Hurt in the most keen and delicious way. Time had a way of speeding when you least expected it. Lyssa knew there were many more silver threads in my hair now. Julia Valdyr.. One of the Second House, from Raban’s letter. She ought to likely be assigned to the Landing, with her branch’s lord, but it would be pleasant enough, I supposed, to meet her.
The spring sun was always a blissful delight here in southern Queensdale. The vineyards along the distant hills were being tended by Shadow’s Rest’s curious blend of retired killers-turned-farmers. Aethgar really outdid himself there.. Gorgeous day, really. The girl approached, wearing - Lyss’s name. She was wearing WHITE. I inwardly sighed. I do hope this isn’t some sort of statement. Young people can be so gauche. I cupped my hands around a joint of dreamweed - Vabbian today - to forestall my more sardonic tongue escaping my control. If this girl was a typical Second House Valdyri, she was likely far too honest, forthright, and slightly holier-than-thou.
Sorry, Raban, cousin, but it’s true and you know it. We’re all either honest to a fault or as twisty as a corkscrew.
She halted before me as I let the acrid smoke fill my lungs, stealing the air and replacing it with easement. Through the faint mist I breathed out, she stole my voice. Six, she reminds me of An. My daughter Anweena, now Isenhart. Broken-winged creature, guilty serpent twisting in my guts to think of how I used her as a pawn in the wake of her trueborn half sibling’s dreadful choices.
Sane now, but far away, with her Isenhart children and her loving husband Reiner.
This girl looked like An might have if An had been trueborn, aged happily, and not treated so abysmally by her lord father, I suppose. As the dreamweed smoke cleared and I blinked, I could see how thoroughly she wasn’t An, of course. Her eyes weren’t huge and vulnerable, like a doe poised to flee, though they were rather entrancing. She was lovely - we all are, we’re Lyss’s blessed family - but actually she didn’t have much in common with my legitimized bastard daughter with the long dead Roweena.
“Julia, delightful to meet you.”
She knew how to greet me at least. She bobbed into a curtsy, though it was leavened by an awkwardness I could easily read. She hadn’t interacted with nobility in some time.
I may not be Aethgar but the Six know I’ve done more than my share of gathering intelligence, so I’d poked around when I got her letter. So I knew the little I needed to. She’d been posted to Bjora, was a member of the Vigil - such a Second House thing to do - and had recently finished her deployment. “And you my Lord Valdyr.” She had a sort of husky voice. Rather nice, that. And quite brilliant eyes. Like a cat’s, now that I looked at them and drove Anweena’s face from my thoughts. No, she really isn’t at all like Anweena, this girl..
“Walk with me, Julia.” I murmured, and stepped between the hedgerows. The twittering of excited birds was a happy hymn to Dwayna’s life and Melandru’s waking around us.
In that exceedingly unfashionable white, she fell into line beside me. By her ease of motion and the way she didn’t simply plod along, she was a ranger by training. Good. Nothing more annoying than the habit of most soldiers to try and grind gravel out of every stone they stomp over.
“How do you like Kryta? I understand you were posted in the north.” I commented, offering another cloud of my favourite smoke to the departed Six.
“I.. uh. It was.. bracing, my lord. I’m.. rather at loose ends right now, actually.” She explained, looking around as she walked. Clever girl.
“Are you?”
“.. um. yes. It’s strange being back in a city after Bjora, truthfully.”
I could well imagine. Vryce had gone up there for a time and told me stories that made me rather glad to be caring for grandchildren and children and visiting Elona rather often!
We walked and spoke for nigh on an hour. She told me some things about her posting, and the final defeat of Jormag, which it seemed she’d been part of. Her preference for white made more sense now, given two years in a snowy hellscape. Really though, we’d have to get her into proper Valdyr colours. She has some contacts in the city already, it seems. I’ll have to have them investigated. And then see what my cousin is up to. Raban might be interested by all of this.
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A little Valdyr beside me
He has his sire’s smile and laugther along with my hair and skin. He is my joy and light. A source of surprising pride and anxiousness. This child, my little prince amongst princes. I would offer you the world as quickly as I would for your siblings.
I pray to any god who still listens that your smile remains whole and filled with wonderment for this world. My sweet Ahadu Set Arpyur Valdyr, first of possibly many yet to come.
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~While admittedly poorly skilled in the finer points of flirtation, Kalonah does enjoy making Ahrwit clearly aware of her intentions.~

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Moon tell me..
Morning star you're beautiful, yellow diamond high Spin you round my little room, miracle goodnight
Falling into her was like falling into myself. It was like my meditation, and like my dreamweed together. If I hurt, she was there to comfort and rage. If I was intrigued, she joined me like two cats staring through a window pane and flicking tails.
Evening flower all alone, puzzling capeche Haven't got a death wish, just want a little more
The idea of touching another is startling now. I’ve spent most of my adult life moving from arms to arms, bed to bed. It was an artform after a time - seeing how many cries I could evoke, how many ways I could savour the gleam of moonlight over a taut body. When she and I met, I was lost. Shattered. Broken. All things were ash in my mouth, and I was consumed from within by my remorse and my self loathing. How could anyone want me when I did not want myself? And she was as shattered as I. Her childhood traumas were great ugly wounds inside her where demons had been nurtured - and did I not have my own demons and nightmares hunting me through my own dreams? Now she is curious, my lovely wife. Curious to explore WHY I sought so many writhing bodies. Curious whether she might dare do the same. I can imagine her like some ancient goddess, poised over a helpless lover, drawing one talon along his tight-stretched belly as he moans in anticipation and fear.
Gods I love that image. She’s agreed that I can do as I might wish, can sate my various hungers as I might desire. I find myself... startled by the idea. I’ve grown accustomed to matters as they are. Like a horse pausing at an open gate, I’ve no doubt I will find myself plunging through but for now, I am immobile, testing the air and wondering at this change. I love you in the morning sun, I love you in my dreams I love the sound of making love, the feeling of your skin
She is my love, my wife, the mother of my youngest child. I would sooner hurt myself than hurt her.
The corner of your eyes, I long forevermore I never want to say goodnight, miracle goodnight
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By Morning’s Light
A heavenly aroma of breakfast awoke me. A tantalizing siren’s call to stir deliciously weary limbs at the ardent behest of my growling stomach. Dream weed was a marvelous meditative aid but at times it left me as famished as a hard marched army. My hand moved of its own will, seeking my heart’s own twin only to be met with the whisper of cool emptiness.
That hint of chill lingering in the air of the room is easily banished by the sumptuous warmth of a robe belted about me. It does not take long for me to tend to my morning absolutions in preparation for a shared morning repast.
Of course, he was gone already and had managed to slip from our bed without stirring me in the slightest. I felt an amused hum spreading out to easily fill the spaces of my heart. There were days when Ahrwit awoke at hours which would shame even a cockerel to confess to keeping.
Not for the first time I find myself considering the source of the peculiar hours my love observes. Were they a remnant of times spent slipping from a window after a night shared in a secret tryst? Or as equally likely given his storied past, the habits of one who must escape before the dark deeds of an unseen assassination are discovered come morn?
His honeyed laugh reached me so potently that I could not help glancing about with an expectation of spotting his a vulpine smile somewhere nearby. Chiding myself a bit, I finished and descended to join Ahrwit at the dining table while inquiring as to which of my speculations was the closest to the truth.
~‘Yes.’ ~
I could feel the ways his mirth filled the distance between us but he chose not to elaborate further while his focus returned to whatever task he was tending to.
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Ahrwit watched his love step into view and felt the smile tugging at his lips. He could feel from her waking onward, and could sense her chewing away on a puzzle. Given their most recent conversation, he could well imagine what it was. Her radiant smile to see him felt like stepping into the morning sun and letting its radiance heat him through and through. She had made up her mind, and there was no dark jealousy boiling within her. As she made her suggestion that he observe caution to prevent more byblows, Ahrwit could feel mirthful love boiling within like a storm. He was proud of her. Of them. Of how far they’d each come - he from the shattered self loathing wreck of a man intent on his own immolation in the wake of his daughter’s deeds, and she from the reserved, prickly girl whose experiences had largely revolved around sharing in the infliction of pain upon others.
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