Get To Know the Muse: Job Edwards
season: spring, a-doy. Preferably somewhere green where he can watch everything bloom.
color: pastel pink and you can fucking fight me on it
pie:Ā pecan.Ā
fruit: figs!
ice cream flavor: salty caramel.
breakfast food: did you mean just food? This boy will wrestle down a stack of pancakes or waffles at any hour of the day. That being said: all breakfast foods are equally amazing and deserve equal appreciation.
alcoholic drink: beer. Heāll drink anything you give him, but he gets drunk that much faster on hard liquor.Ā
soda flavor: none in particular.
scent: flowers in bloom, wet grass, freshly-baked goods, but also: gas, hot concrete, cigarette smoke.
flowers: daffodils (:
animal: DOGS.
movie: donāt make him pick - he canāt. As an aspiring storyteller, there are just too many good ones out there.
tv show: these are harder to keep a track of. Probably likes nature shows a lot?
book: The Dog Who Dared To DreamĀ by Sun-Mi Hwang. This is the only exception though: donāt ask him to rate any other book, because he wonāt be able to (see: favorite movie).
superhero: heās not much of a superhero guy.
fairy tale: again, impossible to say. He only knows German ones from home and those are usually much too dark and cruel for his taste.
genre of music: country, folk, rock & roll; little bit of punk and electronic stuff.
genre of movies: none in particular. Heās a big fan of westerns but, as previously mentioned: Job loves all good stories.
genre of books: see above.Ā
hot or cold
juice or soda
tv or movie
movie or book
late night talk shows or reality tv
twitter or instagram
trees or flowers
philosophy or psychology
ocean or lake
water park or amusement park
cats or dogs
fresh water or sparkling water
sugar or honey
cookies or candy
bath or shower
morning or night
running or walking
piercings or tattoos
frozen yogurt or ice cream
vanilla or chocolate
caramel or butterscotch
art or music
t-shirt or button down
text or call
ghosts or aliens
ridden a motorcycle:Ā only every day for the past 13 years.
stolen something: LMAO no, this is Job weāre talking about.
eaten an entire pizza by themselves: probably.
made a prank call: nope.
broken a bone: on several occasions - all from different instances of crashing his bike.
fallen asleep during a concert or movie: HOW DARE YOU. NEVER.
walked out of a movie because it was so bad: he doesnāt go to the movies that often if at all, so probably not.
been on the phone with someone for longer than 2 hours: fuck yes.
dined & dashed: nope. Never.
held a gun: Jesus fucking Christ, no.
ding dong ditched: no.
gone skinny dipping: only every fucking summer.
cried during a movie: all the time.Ā He cries super easily.
smuggled food into a movie: again, does not attend theaters that often. But if he did, probably, yeah.
lied to get a job: no.
practiced lines in from of a mirror: definitely - it isnāt rare for Job to want to impress certain people and it also isnāt rare for him to feel entirely inadequate. Regardless, playing guitar before a crowd makes him hella nervous.Ā
tried to see how many marshmallows they can stuff in their mouth at once: very likely.
been kicked out of somewhere: only all the time.
been on a blind date: no.
ghosted someone: yes, but not because he ever wanted to.
bragged about something they havenāt done:Ā that just not Job.
said i love you without meaning it: never.
gotten in a fight: if you do nothing to fight back, is it still considered as getting into a fight,Ā or is it more along the lines of just getting beaten up?
fallen asleep on a bus: probably.
how do they take their tea or coffee: simple black coffee/tea, no sugar.
what is their ideal date: hanging out, first and foremost - a good conversation will beat any other activity in his mind. That being said: attending a concert or music festival together, taking a hike somewhere pretty (bonus points for bringing snacks and beer with you on said hike), thrift shopping, going outĀ dancing!
what are some of their guilty pleasures: I donāt think there are any if only for the fact that despite his overwhelming amounts of self-criticism, Job takes little if any shame in enjoying the things he enjoys. His only sin might be heās much too fast to get physical with someone heās attracted to, and he winds up regretting it sometimes.
longest theyāve stayed up for: heāll stay awake for 48-36 hours just trying to get away from the preacher, if heās experienced a particularly gruesome nightmare or encounter. Itās been getting harder to keep up with the older he gets, though.
greatest talent:Ā people skills, probably. Mind, as his powers increase (ifĀ they increase), people will feel naturally drawn to him (and it will fuck with him, but thatās a conversation for another time) - regardless, he always puts other peopleās needs before his own and while that might not be particularly healthy, it has resulted in his being very empathetic and doing his absolute best to make sure people are comfortable and taken care of in his company (additionally, heās actually going to become a good guitar player and composer, but he isnāt one as of yet).
strange habits: there is so much random dancing with this guy, I swear, and he dances like the whitest boy (think Nick Cave in the Stagger Lee video. Generally, just think Nick Cave. They have the same body type). Writes notes and comments in the margins of all his books.
first job: janitor at some or another office building.
can they do a handstand: actually, yeah, probably.
can they cook: he will cook the heartiest southern meal for you.
do they have allergies: none.
do they believe in love in first sight: absolutely, yes.
have any special talents: heās incredibly good with plants and animals, know how to whistle using acorn shells (fight me)... probably knows a bunch of handy nature/hiking crap.
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