Every trailer for a Christmas romantic comedy
Music: [something jingly and cheery so you know this is a Christmas comedy]
Alice: I’m establishing myself as a main character.
Bob: Yes, I'm the other main character and we're going to my parents' house or something for Christmas.
Alice: I'm sure nothing will complicate this basic premise.
Bob: Actually, now you mention it...
: [dramatic sound effect]
Bob: ...something about my parents will cause conflict in an amusing yet emotional way.
Bob's Mom: I'm a secondary character in this film.
Text: YOUR EXPECTATIONS OF HOW CHRISTMAS USUALLY GOES WILL BE MILDLY SUBVERTED UNLESS YOU'VE SEEN ANY OTHER CHRISTMAS ROMCOM
Bob's Dad: Myaudiosounds reallyweirdbecause theycutoutthe pausestomakeit fitintothetrailer.
On-screen: [random interesting scenes]
Voiceover: [random interesting lines from the movie which have no relation to what's on screen]
Bob's Mom: I'm saying something more serious to clarify that this movie has deep bits as well.
Alice's Friend: The pacing has ground to a halt so you'll laugh at this funny line.
Text: ACTOR MCMAINCHARACTER
Text: ACTRESS O'THERMAINCHARACTER
Text: BELOVED OLDERACTORSSON
Movie Title: SOMETHING GENERIC LIKE 'HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS' OR A LINE FROM A CHRISTMAS SONG
Alice: This is another funny bit but it's much longer because the trailer's over now so we don't mind if you stop watching.
Text: IN CINEMAS THE SECOND AFTER THANKSGIVING IS OVER
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