Ladies and gentleman, I would like to welcome the newest addition to the black market, the medicinal herb Kratom! Thank you DEA, for continuing to make things that people want illegal, only to strengthen their desire for it by making it harder to find, all while creating an underground market where products can not be regulated, and criminals run he show, i.e. the Italian mafia during prohibition, and the Mexican mafia today. And thank you big pharma, and the massive privatized prison system, because without your constant financial support, and your never ending desire to keep people addicted to your opiates, only to wind up behind the walls of your tax payer funded industrial prison complex, we might actually be able to call ourselves a free society. Oh, and most importantly I would like to thank the Puritan Protestant pleasure haters who founded this country and continue to keep a firm grip on it. Without you telling me what I can and can not do with my body, whether putting something into it, or putting something from my body into someone else’s in the pursuit of happiness, who knows the bliss I might find. Perhaps we’d all be a bunch of hedonistic junkies, but at least we would have the freedom to choose something other than what you choose to sell us.
