ASK BOX CURRENTLY CLOSED

We were on hiatus to catch up on questions for a while, though I haven't been in contact with any of the other mods on whether or not they're ready to open it back up.

If you do have any questions, I will take them on my own blog here.

KK SO HERE’S A LITTLE SOMETHING YOU COULD DO.

YOU’LL NEED:

something to represent your affection for him (you could grab a mini terracotta pot)

a hammer

a trash bag

DRAW YOUR HEART WITH HIS NAME INSIDE IT ON THE POT, WRITE DOWN WHATEVER DRAWS YOU TO HIM (LIKE THE WAY HE LOOKS AT YOU ETC).

LAY OUT THE TRASH BAG AND PUT THE POT ON TOP. NOW TAKE THE HAMMER AND SMASH YOUR AFFECTIONS FOR THIS KID TO OBLIVION! TAKE THE TIME TO REMIND YOURSELF THAT THERE WILL ALWAYS BE SOMEONE BETTER FOR YOU OUT THERE.

THEN TAKE THE SHARDS (BE CAREFUL NOT TO CUT YOURSELF) AND THROW THEM INTO A RIVER THAT RUNS IN A DIRECTION AWAY FROM YOUR HOME. OR, IF THAT ISN’T QUITE DOABLE FOR YOU, YOU CAN SMASH THE BITS INTO A POWDER AND SCATTER THAT INTO THE WIND.

BE SURE TO TELL THAT FUCKER “Goodbye to you and my feelings for you.”

PERSONALLY I THINK SOMETHING YOU BOTH ACTIVELY TAKE CARE OF TO HELP ENCOURAGE FINANCIAL STABILITY IN YOUR HOME WOULD BE A PLANT.

PRIMARILY MINT OR BASIL, THOSE ARE EASIEST AND ARE ALSO USED IN SOME PROSPERITY SPELLS. GRAB A LITTLE POT, THERE'S A BUNCH OF STARTER ONES AT WALMART, I'VE NOTICED.

PICK A NICE SUNNY SPOT IN YOUR HOME THAT'S IN THE MAIN ROOM OR BY THE MAIN DOOR. TAKE CARE OF IT, SING TO IT, ENCHANT IT. TELL IT ITS JOB (ENSURE YOUR SUCCESS IN FINANCE). GET A LITTLE "FENCE" TO PUT AROUND THE PLANT IN THE SOIL OF THE POT (OR TAPE/GLUE IT TO THE RIM OF THE POT). THIS WILL BE TO PROTECT WHAT YOU BOTH WHILE YOU GROW. 

TREAT IT LIKE A PART OF THE FAMILY. SPARE LITTLE EXPENSE TO ITS SOIL, WATER AND CARE. DON'T FORGET TO REMIND IT OF ITS JOB AND HOW THANKFUL YOU ARE.

noname6924 asked:

Okay, when I was younger, my mother’s ex-boyfriend had ruined my childhood because he put me into sex trafficking, my mom was oblivious, thinking that I was always at cheer practice, but in reality I was being drugged and whore-d out to his friends and other strangers. This happened for most of my life, from the age of 4 to 9, once my mother finally broke up with him because she thought I was getting sick from him when I weighed in at 65 pounds at 9, as a druggie, and when he left, I had to quit the drugs cold turkey, which included things from crack, cocaine, heroin, and all sorts of things I couldn’t ever even recognize. Needless to say, within a year, once I regained my appetite, I also regained my eating habits again and gained almost 200 pounds. He has caused me so much anger and pain, but I’ve lost a great deal of anger as I’ve shed 150 pounds over the past few years, but since the legal system wont help me, I need to rely on my own system. If you could help it’d mean a lot. <3

THAT PIECE OF SHIT DESERVES EVERY LAST BIT OF TERRIBLE THAT HAPPENS IN HIS LIFE, BAR NONE.

YOU'll NEED:

buy a new plush/stuffed doll, preferably man-like

picture of the offender

something to stab and cut (knife as sharp as possible, you'll want to keep a good grip so you don't cut yourself)

twine/rope or yarn

as many pins, needles, nails, thorns as you can find

cobwebs

if you can, dirt bought from a site where a death occurred (think car accidents, etc. you can buy it by going there and leaving the spirit some alcohol such as rum and flowers or food)

a large rock from the beach to tie the poppet to

TAKE THE POPPET AND TIE/GLUE/STITCH THE PHOTO OF THE OFFENDER ONTO THE FACE. THINK UP OF ALL OF THE DAMAGE HE HAS DONE TO YOU, DREDGE UP ALL OF THE EMOTIONS AND FEELINGS YOU HAVE AND WHY YOU ARE STABBING HIM. LET THESE WOUNDS CUT DEEP INTO HIS PHYSICAL BODY, LET THESE WOUNDS CUT DEEP INTO ANY SEMBLANCE OF HAPPINESS TO SHREDS. DO THIS UNTIL YOU'RE EMOTIONALLY SPENT AND CAN READILY MOVE ON IN YOUR LIFE WITHOUT LOOKING BACK.

TAKE ALL OF THE PINS/POINTY THINGS YOU'VE GATHERED AND SHOVE IT INTO WHAT IS LEFT OF THE POPPET. IF YOU'VE DONE SUCH A NUMBER THAT THE BODY IS SHREDDED, MAKE A CLOTH BAG TO SHOVE IT INTO (PREFERABLY BLACK OR PURPLE) WITH THE ITEMS. THIS WILL ENSURE THAT HE WILL NOT BE ABLE TO GET HIS LIFE TOGETHER AGAIN. THROW THE COBWEBS IN THERE TO ENSURE HIS MIND WILL STAY FOGGED AND UNABLE TO THINK PROPERLY. THROW IN THE BOUGHT DIRT TO SHOWER HIM IN FORTHCOMING DEATH. NOW TIE THE BAG/POPPET TO THE ROCK VERY VERY WELL. YOU WANT TO ENSURE YOU DO THIS TIGHTLY BECAUSE YOU WILL BE THROWING THIS ROCK INTO THE BOTTOM OF THE LAKE OR OCEAN. 

FOR AS LONG AS HIS BODY IS BELOW THE SURFACE, HE WILL NOT BE ABLE TO BREAK FREE TO GET ANY AIR. HE WILL FROM THEN ON FEEL LIKE HE IS DROWNING, AND NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO HELP.

ALRIGHT, WELL, HONESTLY IF HE ISN'T OVER HER I WANT YOU TO ASK YOURSELF; IS IT WORTH YOUR DAMN TIME TO WAIT, OR IS IT WORTH YOUR TIME TO DEAL WITH 'REMINDING' HIM OF HIS EX? PERHAPS HE IS NOT READY FOR YOUR LOVELY ASS. PERHAPS HE NEEDS TO FUCKING GET OVER HIS EX BEFORE HE TRIED TO BE WITH SOMEONE ELSE. OFTEN PEOPLE THINK THAT THE BEST WAY TO GET OVER SOMEONE IS TO GET UNDER SOMEONE ELSE.

NO. FUCKING. NO. 

HERE'S SOME SHIT YOU WILL NEED:

PEN AND PAPER

SCISSORS

FREEZER

NOW, YOU CAN GO ABOUT THIS TWO FUCKING WAYS. BOTH SHOULD DO THE FUCKING TRICK BUT YOU SHOULD PICK WHICH ONE WILL FUCKING SUIT THE SITUATION BEST:

YOU CAN DRAW HIM AND HER AND YOU ALL IN A LINE AND CUT HER AWAY AND FREEZE HER.

OR

YOU CAN WRITE '(INSERT BOYFRIEND'S NAME HERE) HAS FEELINGS FOR (EX)' ON ONE HALF OF THE PAPER AND ON THE OTHER HALF WRITE '(INSERT BOYFRIEND'S NAME HERE) HAS FEELINGS FOR ME' AND CUT THE PAPER IN HALF. THEN FUCKING FREEZE THE HALF TALKING ABOUT THE EX AND KEEP THE HALF ABOUT YOU SOMEWHERE SAFE. 

Again, the ask box is piling up to the highest number we’ve seen yet. The mods here are all busy with school, work, family, LIFE. We at ASC have decided that we will be closing the ask box until further notice so that we are able to answer every single ask we have received

BUT

We HAVE decided that the ask box will be open ever Saturday at 11:59 PM until Sunday at 11:59 PM (so basically all day Sunday) starting on NOVEMBER 16th (so this Sunday it will NOT be open) . We have decided to do this so that those of you who REALLY need our immediate attention will be able to get it. 

We apologize for having to do this, but the Fall/Winter months are very stressful for all of us and we just can’t seem to keep up. If you have any pressing question, feel free to send us fan mail, or contact one of the mods directly. We also kindly ask that no spell requests be sent in via fan mail or through mods personal pages on a day other than Sunday. 

Thanks a bunch! We love you little fucking witchies!

MY BITCH NEIGHBOR THREATENED TO TRAP MY KITTIES AND HAUL THEM TO THE SHELTER FOR ALLEGEDLY POOPING IN HER YARD. I WANT A SPELL TO ATTRACT THE POOP OF ANY AND ALL ANIMALS TO HER YARD. It’s hard enough transitioning them to indoor only already, especially since they hate each other.

Hey nevys! I’m going to have to suggest NOT doing that curse, as she may assume that it was your cats again and actually trap them and take them from you. I would instead do some kind of protection for your kitties, such as thatching a collar with a small tigers eye or some other protection stone. 

I would also suggest doing some kind of protection around your property, such as the one here, to keep your loved ones safe from her. 

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A FUCKING SPECTACULAR IDEA! 

I WOULD EITHER MAKE A FUCKING WALL OR BARRIER OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO FUCKING SYMBOLIZE PROTECTION OF YOUR LITTLE SIBLING.

ALSO, YOU COULD TIE A PAIR OF FUCKIN OPEN SCISSORS TO THEIR DOOR TO 'CUT OFF' ANY NASTY-ASS NEGATIVE ENERGY DIRECTED AT THE CHILD.

HEY THERE. SOMETIMES EVERYONE JUST CAN'T FIND A FUCK TO GIVE ABOUT GETTING MOTIVATED. I FEEL YA. SOMETIMES MOTIVATION SEEMS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE. HERE IS WHAT I WOULD DO TO GET YOUR SHIT DONE. YOU'LL NEED:

MINT 

GINGER

SALT

WHITE CANDLE

GREEN CANDLE

FAVORITE COLOR CANDLE

NOW, ON YOUR DESK WHERE YOU WANT TO DO YOUR HOMEWORK, PLACE THE CANDLES WITH THE WHITE AND GREEN ON WITHER SIDE OF THE ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE COLOR. SPRINKLE THE MINT, GINGER, AND SALT AROUND THIS.

SET THOSE FUCKING CANDLES ON FIRE. MAKE SURE SOMETHING IS UNDER THEM TO CATCH THAT WAX. 

WHILE THOSE CANDLES ARE FUCKING BURNING UP SAY THE FOLLOWING "REMOVE THIS FEELING OF TIRED AND DRAINED, I DESIRE TO FEEL REFRESHED AS SUMMER RAIN, I WISH TO MOVE QUICKLY AND WITH PURPOSE, FROM HERE ON OUT LAZINESS WILL SUPPRESS, MY FINGERS BECOME NIMBLE AND QUICK, AS FIRE BURNS DOWN THESE CANDLE STICKS"

LET THE FUCKERS BURN OUT AND GET FUCKING MOTIVATED. 

FIRST OFF, EMBRACE THAT AWKWARD SHIT BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T IT JUST BECOMES A FUCKING HASSLE.

DO YOU. IF THIS FUCK DOESN'T GIVE YOU A CHANCE THEN HE IS A FUCKING SILLY GOOSE.

I HAVE A LOVELY SIMPLE SPELL FOR THIS FUCKING SITUATION. YOU'LL NEED THIS SHIT:

YELLOW CANDLE

WATER

BOWL

TURN THE WATER INTO A WHIRLPOOL SORT OF THING.

PLACE THE CANDLE IN THE BOWL OF MOVING WATER.

LIGHT THE FUCKING CANDLE ON FIRE. 

CHANT THE FOLLOWING 

"KNOW I MOVE TO YOU, AS YOU MOVE TO ME, AS I THINK OF YOU, THINK ALSO OF ME, AS I CALL YOUR NAME, CALL ME TO YOU, FRIENDSHIP DOES GROW, GROW THROUGH ME TO YOU."

THISSHOULDDOTHETRICK.

HEYA I DO NOT HAVE A FUCKING SPELL FOR MATH IN GENERAL BUT I FIND THAT IT HELPS TO WEAR A QUARTZ PRISM WHILE I STUDY AND THEN FUCKING WEAR IT WHEN I TAKE THE TEST AND IT HELPS ME REMEMBER ALL THAT SHIT I STUDIED. 

GOOD.

FUCKING.

LUCK.

Hey aggressive spell casting, Really want to get into all this magic stuff but am at uni (with two fire alarms in my room and a complete no tolerance policy for any kind of open flame/smoke/incense) and ALL SPELLS SEEM TO REQUIRE CANDLES. Any ideas for cool spells to do? I'm looking particularly for stuff to help me organise and focus myself better and also romance attraction would be good too. THANKS

YO SO INSTEAD OF LIGHTING UP THOSE CANDLES, GET SOME ELECTRIC CANDLES OR JUST DON'T LIGHT THE CANDLES. IF SOME OF THE SPELLS REQUIRE YOU TO BURN ANYTHING, SIMPLY TEAR/SMASH IT UP AND THROW AWAY THE REMAINS INTO THE GARBAGE.

Do scented candles affect a spell in any way? The only place that sells candles near me only carry scented ones. :I

Depends on you. Personally, I wouldn't use a candle in my work if the smell is "Lavender Sprinkles Gentle Rain" for a curse. But I don't often use candles anyway. If that's all that's available, make it work for you. Sprinkle salt around the wick to cleanse it of its scent's ties.

Hi, I have a question about curses/hexes I did look in the checklist but it's not covered there. Nearly everyone I've come across believes strongly that: you shouldn't curse/hex people, if you do it's going to end up coming back to you in a bad way, it's dangerous and leaves you open to all sorts of negative energies etc I dont know if I agree but was wondering if you had any input since you have given out curses on this blog without mentioning guidelines for casting safety etc? thank you!!

GOOD QUESTION, AND ONE THAT'S BEEN ANSWERED MANY A TIME WITH MANY DIFFERENT ANSWERS. IT IS SERIOUSLY UP TO YOUR OWN BELIEFS. I'M A KEMETIC, AND THE ANCIENT EGYPTIANS CURSED SOMEWHAT OFTEN, AS LONG AS THEY WERE IN THE RIGHT THEN THERE WOULD BE NO REPERCUSSIONS. WE ARE NOT ANYONE'S NANNIES AND ARE NOT GOING TO BE PUTTING UP DISCLAIMERS FOR THE SPELLS WE PUT OUT. SIMPLY PUT, IF YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT DOING A SPELL WE'VE POSTED, MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING IT.

I WOULD PERSONALLY HAVE A "REBOUND" DOLL OR GUARDIAN TO SOAK UP THAT SHIT IF YOUR ANXIOUSNESS GETS IN THE WAY OF YOUR CURSES. TAKE A POPPET OR A STUFFED ANIMAL THAT'S CLOSE TO YOU, FILL IT WITH YOUR PERSONAL EFFECTS AND WHATEVER YOU BELIEVE WILL "DRAW" THAT REBOUND ENERGY INTO IT (LIKE SUGAR, A MAGNET, ETC). 

HEY I WOULD ACTUALLY FUCKING GO TO THE DOCTOR. YOU MAY HAVE TO FLU OR A SERIOUS SINUS INFECTION. PLEASE GO GET THAT SHIT CHECKED OUT.