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None Pizza with Left Beef is 10 years old today.
happy birthday to a decade-old meme.
Happy 11th birthday to None Pizza with Left Beef
hot take: jake peralta is bi and john mulaney plays his ex boyfriend from high school in season six of brooklyn nine-nine
john mulaney plays a rockinā twink
John Mulaney:Ā *to himself*Ā What would Leonard Bernstein do?
Captain Holt: *to Jake, quietly* I support your and Amyās relationship with my whole heart but why on earth would you give up a man like that
I donāt even go here (just like⦠my toes) and I want this, specifically with all these tages from @bosstoaster
#The episode would be Amy getting jealous not of John and Jake but that he has so many interests in common with Holt#So she spends the whole time trying to win back the Captain#Meanwhile Rosa is on a warpath at Jake#Because she told HIM about her sexuality and stuff and had EMOTIONS#And he didnāt tell HER#How DARE he
ālook, itās not like i hid anything, it just never came up!āĀ
āYou called yourself out forĀ āstraighsplainingāāĀ
the whole bi thing goes completely over charlesā head and he keeps getting really aggro likeĀ āoh you and jake were real close huh?? too bad, sucker jake is MY best friend!āĀ
everybody else is likeĀ ācharles noāĀ
at the end john mulaney turns out to be the embezzler theyāve been looking for
The only way Jake Overshare Peralta, Jake TMIĀ Peralta, Jake Heart-On-His-SleeveĀ Peralta would fail to bring up the fact that he is bi,Ā is if he himself were oblivious to the fact.Ā
Come on @morthils this isnāt Gina Linetti weāre talking about. Stay in character.
The only way Jake would have had a high school boyfriend and not told Amy and Holt is if Jake himself did not realize that this dude was his boyfriend.
He would describe the relationship to Amy and sheād be like,Ā āSo you guys were datingā and heād be likeĀ āIt wasnāt like that thatā and sheād be like:
:|
and Jake would be like, OH MY GOD. I HAD A BOYFRIEND IN HIGH SCHOOL. WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THIS.
Lots ofĀ āpractice kissingā was involved.
Jakeās mom is absolutely That Overly Supportive Parent with the bumper sticker and the flag who never actually like, talks to her son about it.
āI just thought she was really liberal!ā
āLook, everyone has celebrity crushes! Like the entire cast of Infinity War. And some male models. And random good looking people on the street. And sometimes youāre handcuffing a guy with his hands in front and you lock eyes and your faces are close and you can smell his cologne and aftershave and ohhhh ok yup I see it now. Cool. Cool. Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool. Yeah, Iām definitely bi.ā
Writing Advice: Dark needs light. Angst needs fluff. Be deep AND be cheesy, like some kind of Chicago pizza
itās important for lgbt characters to be the main character and gay relationships to be the main relationship. when all the content lgbt people receive is background characters and barely mentioned side relationships it makes lgbt people seem like background people, like side characters. lgbt people deserve to be the hero of their stories and our media needs to reflect that. in this essay i will

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if youāre under 18 and you read shakespeare for fun, youāre gay
underappreciated detail in my hero academia:
dekuās mom gained weight as she got older
She slay either way
NSFW Tumblr users who havenāt been terminated after December 17th:
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load-bearing
Sometimes people hit a place in their life where things are going really well. They like their job and are able to be productive at it; they have energy after work to pursue the relationships and activities they enjoy; theyāre taking good care of themselves and rarely get sick or have flareups of their chronic health problems; stuff is basically working out. Then a small thing about their routine changes and suddenly theyāre barely keeping their head above water.
(This happens to me all the time; itāsĀ approximatelyĀ my dominant experience of working full-time.)
I think one thing thatāsĀ going on here is that there are a bunch of small parts of our daily routine which are doing really important work for our wellbeing. Our commute involves a ten-minute walk along the waterfront and the walking and fresh air are great for our wellbeing (or, alternately, our commute involves no walking and this makes it way more frictionless because walking sucks for us). Our water heater is really good and so we can take half-hour hot showers, which are a critical part of our decompression/recovery time. We sit with our back to the wall so we donāt have to worry about looking productive at work as long as the work all gets done. The store down the street is open really late so late runs for groceries are possible. Our roommate is a chef and so the kitchen is always clean and well-stocked.
Itās useful to think of these things as load-bearing. Theyāre not just nice - theyāre part of your mental architecture, theyāre part of what youāre using to thrive. And when they change, life can abruptly get much harder or sometimes just collapse on you entirely. And this is usually unexpected, because itās hard to notice which parts of your environment and routine are load bearing. I often only notice in hindsight.Ā āOh,ā I say to myself after months of fatigue,Ā āhaving my own private space was load-bearing.āĀ āOh,ā after a scary drop in weight,Ā ābeing able to keep nutrition shakes next to my bed and drink them in bed was load-bearing.āĀ āOh,ā after a sudden struggle to maintain my work productivity,Ā āa quiet corner with my back to the wall was load-bearing.ā
When you know whatās important to you, you can fight for it, or at least be equipped to notice right away if it goes and some of your ability to thrive goes with it. When you donāt, or when youāre thinking of all these things asĀ ānice things about my lifeā rather thanĀ āload-bearing bits of my flourishing as a personā, youāre not likely to notice the strain created when they vanish until youāre really, really hurting.Ā

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honestly can we talk about that scene in death note where L sends out a death row criminal to impersonate him on live TV, and Light responds by killing him and going āhaha, i just killed your smartest detective, police!ā, only for the real L to come on air and be like āhi yeah that wasnāt meā¦.. that was a no-name criminal that you couldnāt have heard about in the newsā¦.. also this isnāt actually an international broadcast itās only in the kanto region in japanā¦. so you must live thereā¦. also now i know that you need a face and name to kill somebody⦠so you canāt kill meā¦ā¦. k byeā absolutely legendary. what a goddamn moment
Light, slamming his hands on his desk: āGoddamnit!! Iāve already made a mistake! Now the police force comprehends that a single resident in Kanto is responsible for the execution of criminals en masse. Even though I have always been in danger, I worry now that my fears of being caught will be realized. I do not fear death, no, but I do fear my progress being stopped. For if I am killed, whom else shall judge the world? Could it be possible for another human to take on such a task after seeing what has happened to the world thus-far? There is no question, of course, that humanity must be cleansed of evil. The question therein lies in who shall carry out the necessary deeds. And I will not let anyone deter me from this path.ā
Ryuk, voice muffled because he is shoving whole apples into his mouth: āhumans are fuckin great lolā
He fuckin took that L
Had to label the old trash barrels so the collectors would know to take them
This should be the last post on tumblr before it is shut down.
take us away boys
Some facts:
1) Black Americans created jazz. 2) Jewish Americans created comic books. 3) These things are said to be the only original American art forms.
4) black Americans invented rock and roll.
5) Black AND Jewish Americans created musical theatre.Ā

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you ever see an image and think āi may see something as funny as this again, but never anything funnierā
ALL RIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS GET READY TO LEARN SOMETHING
yOU WANNA ROTATE TEXT?! well mod 5ider has got the fucking t r i c k s homie
Step one: Type something.
P E R F E C T.
sTEP TWO: FIND THE RESIZE OPTION.
You see that little resize button on your menu?
Yeah, thatās the one. you can just click that shit!
On older versions of MS Paint there isnāt this option, but you can always find it with a quick right-click.
THERE IT FUCKING IS!!!!!
Ā STEP THREE: STRETCH AND SKEW
When you click resize, this menu comes up.
Iām sure you all have seen this menu before, but for those who donāt, Iāll clue you in. The top options control the length and respective width of your artwork. you can choose to alter them separately,
or all together
Using that littleĀ āMaintain Aspect Rationā checkbox there, but thatās not important right now.
wHat weāre focusing on is that skew option on the botttom.
with that you can t i l t whatever image yuo have on your screen to the left
to the right
up
and down.
āBUT 5IDER!!!!!ā you say,Ā āTHAT DOESNāT LOOK ROTATED AT ALLā
wELL HOLD ON TO YOUR LUG NUTS BECAUSE I T ā S T I M E F O R
STEP 4: ULTRA COMBOOOOOOOO!!!!!
now, comes the fun part. unlike its aspect ratio locked cousin, the stretch and skew options work independently from one another. So, you can do things likeĀ
and
But thatās neither here nor there⦠what gets REALLY interesting is when your ratios are in opposite directions..
HOME RUN!
Now, before I let you go, I found out through trial and error that an angle doesnāt exactly match up with its negative dimensionā¦
(Step 5: Angular ratios)
See? thereās a little offset between vertical and horizontal if your expect your text to appear natural instead of tilted. The only places that this offset reaches zero is at 90° (of course) and the rare and extremely dangerous 45° rotations.
Fortunately, Iāve already mapped out a few angles that I find are very useful in my works so, for your viewing pleasure⦠i present my handy dandy graph
All you have to do is match up your desired angle up to its respective complement and you have quickly and efficiently rotated your first word in MS Paint.
Have fun!
You know, you guys really seemed to enjoy this post.
Should I do more MS Paint tutorials in the future?
all these voltron fans talking about bad story writing make me disgusted. I watched over 600 episodes of naruto only to find out that sasuke marries sakura. please sit down