A WORLD ALONE

i am SO PRETTY from a little distance, in a shaky selfie, passing by, in low lighting. it’s the added mystery. NO u don’t have to come closer, this is fine

“your eyes hella red u been smokin??” no I been crying bitch leave me alone

don’t be friends with people who are too cool for taylor swift because they’re probably also too cool for cat stickers, glitter, unconditional happiness, late night dance parties, good times and strong female friendships.

Do you ever catch a whiff of a scent that smells unmistakably of something really random like the twenty-third day of first grade and you’re just like hOW DID I REMEMBER THAT

SOMEONE ACTUALLY PUT THIS INTO WORDS

worst enemy? all kinds of indoor bugs. bugs should be outdoors, in the wild. like any other animal that’s not a pet. they have no business in my walls or on my plants or in my HAIR. i’ve thank god never had bed bugs or head lice but if i did i’d move to another country and shave my hair off, i don’t deal with bugs like that at all nope

if there are bugs in my home they better pay rent