It's Daisy!

This radiates calm

it made me laugh in an unholy fashion at four in the goddamn morning, so here, have this.

I DON’T KNOW WHY BUT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

you have not experienced true fear until a poster falls down in the middle of the night

One time I thought a poster had fallen down in the middle of the night, but when I turned on my light, it actually was an opossum that fell through my ceiling into my room. So, that’s actually true fear.

oh.

my man neil was just making a fun tweet and this cat straight up murdered him

so my roomates girlfriend just caught me in the kitchen and its so hard to play it cool when you never see this person you only hear her yowling like a cat in heat while her asshole gets played with so me, trying to act as casual as i possibly could, forgot i was holding an onion and not a delightful apple and bit into it fully expecting a honeycrisp but instead got the equiv of biting solid piss 

lol wtaf. i can’t read a single word of this paragraph

he looks so sad…just let him in