يا ليل (o night)

With the power of adhd you can do two halves of different chores and then sit down again instead of finishing either 👍

“these characters should be mentally healthy before they get together 😌” ummm no I actually think we should smash their mental illnesses together like clumps of play-doh and see what colors it makes

It sucks that there's only 20 minutes in each day. If there was more than that I would get more stuff done I'm sure

The way Aberforth Dumbledore just casually gaslit a bunch of Death Eaters into thinking a stag was a goat…what an absolute icon

“phones are disrupting natural sleep cycles” I mean true but also bold of you to assume I had one before the tech boom lol catch me out here reading chapter books by the light of my light up pens in the third grade

what they don't tell you about being bilingual is that you won't be smarter and more eloquent in one language over the other. instead you get to be stupid twice.