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four score and seven years later -- an open
“be honest, who missed me?”
for the rec (in case it isn’t painfully obvious) i’m on hiatus. my drive for this blog has kinda dwindled (through no fault or whatever of anyone), and i’ve just kinda immersed myself in both school and a different blog.
hopefully i’ll be back soon.
for the rec (in case it isn’t painfully obvious) i’m on hiatus. my drive for this blog has kinda dwindled (through no fault or whatever of anyone), and i’ve just kinda immersed myself in both school and a different blog.
hopefully i’ll be back soon.

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google search: how to tell someone they mean everything to you but make it sound casual
›› STATISTICS . repost, not reblog !
██▒ GENERAL
FULL NAME: tessa abilene scott ALIAS(ES): kahlua GENDER: cis-female AGE: 34 DATE OF BIRTH: May 2nd OCCUPATION: secret agent
██▒ APPEARANCE
EYE COLOR: blue-green HAIR COLOR: dark brown HEIGHT: 5ft 7in SCARS: some from knife cuts on her abdomen and collar bone, healed bullet wound at her left thigh BURNS: none OVERWEIGHT: no. UNDERWEIGHT: no
██▒ FAVORITE
COLOUR: brown, daisy yellow, rose pink HAIR COLOUR: no preference. EYE COLOUR: no preference. SONG: hard to be an outlaw by willie nelson, sandcastles by beyonce MOVIE: fight club, blade runner, gone with the wind TV SHOW: csi: miami, criminal minds, star trek: voyager FOOD: fried chicken steak, buttermilk biscuits, hawaiian pizza DRINK: apple juice, whiskey sour, and mexican hot chocolate BOOK: tender is the night, gone with the wind, jane eyre
██▒ HAVE THEY
PASSED UNIVERSITY: went to the air force academy following high school HAD SEX: yes HAD SEX IN PUBLIC: technically GOTTEN PREGNANT: no KISSED A BOY: yes KISSED A GIRL: yes GOTTEN TATTOOS: yes GOTTEN PIERCINGS: yes HAD A BROKEN HEART: no BEEN IN LOVE: ???? STAYED UP FOR MORE THAN 24 HOURS: yes
██▒ ARE THEY
A VIRGIN: no A KISSER: yes SCARED EASILY: not at all JEALOUS EASILY: occasionally, depending on the situation TRUSTWORTHY: yes DOMINANT: depends on person/situation SUBMISSIVE: depends on person/situation IN LOVE: verse/thread dependent SINGLE: yes
██▒ RANDOM QUESTIONS
HAVE THEY HARMED THEMSELVES: no THOUGHT OF SUICIDE / ATTEMPTED SUICIDE: no WANTED TO KILL SOMEONE: yes and has done so, in a professional capacity DROVE A CAR: yes HAVE/HAD A JOB: yes
██▒ FAMILY
SIBLINGS: Will Scott, Danny Scott, Hank Scott, and Beatrice Caldwell née Scott PARENTS: Elizabeth Scott née Milton, and Geoffrey Scott CHILDREN: none PETS: pippin, a red border collie
TAKEN FROM TAGGED BY : @atlantisking TAGGING : whoever would like to
namesjack:
“What? It was an honest-to-god question.” He paused, taking a step back. “Always figured you hung around me because you needed someone to vent your frustrations on, which is fine by me.”
“Don’t be stupid.” She felt a sudden burst of anxiety and unsure of how to properly...express herself, Tessa instead settled her gaze on the ground, blue-green eyes focussing in on the toe of her boot.
“If I needed someone to vent my frustrations on, it wouldn’t be... That’s not why I talk to you.”
@agentkahlua / sc.
“ Hi, I’m Agent Johnson and I’m here to take the case. So, if you excuse me, Miss, I’ll take this from your hands. ❜
The short laugh that left her was out before she could even hope to stop it, and Tess met Agent Johnson’s gaze head on. “Some offence here, cochese, but I’m not giving my case over to an unknown wearing a nice suit. Have your orders in writing?”

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xavier dolls in every episode: 1x01 purgatory “It’s Deputy Marshal Dolls. And things will go a lot smoother if you follow my lead.”
namesjack:
“I got a couple o’ people I wanna reacquaint with.”
He gave her a shrug, not caring at all about her unease. The mission was still first priority.
“You think you can sit here and not punch anyone that comes up to ya for a few minutes while I find a couple o’ nurses?”
“Depends, think you can get one of those nurses to slip me a vicodin?” There was an annoyingly persistent burning spreading from her abdomen, the simple effort of sitting still was too much, even.
Head thumping back against the wall, Kahlua shut her eyes and forced herself to slowly exhale. “I’m fine. Go on, just... don’t have me sittin’ here while you get your dick wet or some shit, else I’m walking out.”
psa. I want a passionate ship — a ship that has heart stopping angst, that allows your muse to pin mine against a wall and make out with them if they have the desire to, that makes me make the most inhuman noises when they are even close to one another, that let’s the muses just let their development fly and soar to new levels everyday, that will make me yell at you forever and ever for making me ship them more and more. I want that type of ship.
namesjack:
“He sounds like even more of an asshole than I am.” Jack’s lips twitched, his smile growing oddly fond as she talked more about herself.
“So you just grew up beating the shit outta boys?”
“Ugh, trust me, sometimes he really is. He’s probably the one I get along with the least.” She would still hurt anyone that hurt him of course, but family affairs were hardly ever calm with both of them in the same room.
Tessa shrugged a bit, “Kinda? Drove my mama nuts, especially when I’d have to change into a different dress after gettin’ the other one dirty playing in the backyard... Do you got any? Siblings, I mean. Not dresses.”

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Bold what your muse can do. Italicise for something they can do to some extent. Repost !! Do not reblog !! Stolen From Tagged By: @narrativecrime Tagging: anyone that would like to do the thing
bake a cake from scratch | ride a horse | drive a submarine | speak a second language | dance | catch a fish | play an instrument | throw a punch | build a deck | ice skate | unclog a drain | program a computer | change a flat tire | fire a gun | sew | juggle | play poker | paint | fly a kite | sculpt | write poetry | change a diaper | sing | shoot a bow and arrow | ride a bike | swim | sail a boat | do a back flip | play chess | give cpr | pitch a tent | flirt | stitch a wound | read palms | use chopsticks | write in cursive calligraphy | use an electric drill | braid hair | make a campfire | make a mixed drink | do sudoku puzzles | wrap a gift | give a good massage | jump-start a car | roll their tongue | do magic tricks | do yoga | tie a tie | skip a rock | shuffle a deck of cards | read morse code | pick a lock | fly a plane | train a dog/cat | fix a car | apologise | write a business letter | write in a second language | say the alphabet backwards | read music | cook complex meals | change oil | paint nails | draw | socialise | march | take apart a gun | operate a tank | climb a tree | rock climb | tie a cherry stem | basic first-aid | draw blood | put out a fire
“no, no, NO..”shake of her head before her arms folded across her chest. she needed to stand her ground this time.”you wouldn’t LIKE it if anyone touched your gun and that..”brief pause for what felt like forever.”so, don’t touch my stuff.”
@agentkahlua // starter call
“honey, you wouldn’t be able to get anywhere near my gun in the first place, but,” kahlua actually went ahead and dropped the object in her hand back to it’s place, the act done with slight malicious intent. “there. happy now, girlie?”