Agent Arizona

A belated thank you post to all the agents of Project Freelancer for all the Mother's Day wishes 💐🌸🌺

If you're mom does that mean the Director is dad?

You ever wonder why we're here?

Not really. My contract outlines that quite clearly.

You're not even a little curious?

I do wonder what they were thinking at times, but overall not particularly. I go where I’m told that I’m needed.

Do you need a contract for that?

Normally, yes. I’m not loaned out like a cheap car. There’s always paperwork involved. I’m not needed for most of it, so thankfully I am spared that part of the process.

But if I asked you to go somewhere would you do it?

Ari. What are you planning.

Nothing I just want to see my favorite freelancer that's named after an island that isn't even an island

Wait, it’s not an island?

Is it? I don't know

I'm bored

That’s unfortunate. ..Uh. What can I do to help?

Can you come tell me about cars?

You ever wonder why we're here?

Not really. My contract outlines that quite clearly.

You're not even a little curious?

I do wonder what they were thinking at times, but overall not particularly. I go where I’m told that I’m needed.

Do you need a contract for that?

Normally, yes. I’m not loaned out like a cheap car. There’s always paperwork involved. I’m not needed for most of it, so thankfully I am spared that part of the process.

But if I asked you to go somewhere would you do it?

Ari. What are you planning.

Nothing I just want to see my favorite freelancer that's named after an island that isn't even an island

Wait, it’s not an island?

Is it? I don't know

I'm bored

You ever wonder why we're here?

Not really. My contract outlines that quite clearly.

You're not even a little curious?

I do wonder what they were thinking at times, but overall not particularly. I go where I’m told that I’m needed.

Do you need a contract for that?

Normally, yes. I’m not loaned out like a cheap car. There’s always paperwork involved. I’m not needed for most of it, so thankfully I am spared that part of the process.

But if I asked you to go somewhere would you do it?

Ari. What are you planning.

Nothing I just want to see my favorite freelancer that's named after an island that isn't even an island

Wait, it’s not an island?

Is it? I don't know

You ever wonder why we're here?

Not really. My contract outlines that quite clearly.

You're not even a little curious?

I do wonder what they were thinking at times, but overall not particularly. I go where I’m told that I’m needed.

Do you need a contract for that?

Normally, yes. I’m not loaned out like a cheap car. There’s always paperwork involved. I’m not needed for most of it, so thankfully I am spared that part of the process.

But if I asked you to go somewhere would you do it?

Ari. What are you planning.

Nothing I just want to see my favorite freelancer that's named after an island that isn't even an island

You ever wonder why we're here?

Not really. My contract outlines that quite clearly.

You're not even a little curious?

I do wonder what they were thinking at times, but overall not particularly. I go where I’m told that I’m needed.

Do you need a contract for that?

Normally, yes. I’m not loaned out like a cheap car. There’s always paperwork involved. I’m not needed for most of it, so thankfully I am spared that part of the process.

But if I asked you to go somewhere would you do it?

You ever wonder why we're here?

Not really. My contract outlines that quite clearly.

You're not even a little curious?

I do wonder what they were thinking at times, but overall not particularly. I go where I’m told that I’m needed.

Do you need a contract for that?

You ever wonder why we're here?

Not really. My contract outlines that quite clearly.

You're not even a little curious?

Do y'all think I could get away with putting googly eyes on the back of the Counselor's head?

I can’t advise that you take this course of action, but regardless of what you decide to do.. provide updates.

I'm gonna do it

Sometimes you see an abandoned overgrown building and you just REALLY want to go in there. You shouldn't do that though, that's how the fairies get yoy.

The Fae only get ya if you step in mushroom circles and what not.

No but they also get you in liminal spaces and those are definitely liminal spaces

Hey guys let's all have a movie night

What kind of movies?

I have every movie so we just need to pick one

That sounds like a great way to get in lots of trouble if I am being real with you. I won't join you myself but, if you'd like I can try and get Washington into your little scheme.

What if I used a water gun instead

Probably for the better to use a water gun to be honest, but it won't do much to make a robot short circuit.

Yeah but shooting him would be more fun

That sounds like a great way to get in lots of trouble if I am being real with you. I won't join you myself but, if you'd like I can try and get Washington into your little scheme.

What if I used a water gun instead