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Love must always watch over justice.
Emmanuel Levinas, Entre Nous (via spiritandteeth)
Need a fan fic on this asap 👌
pjo alternate universe where everything is the same except piper took katoptris for the Aesthetic AND grabbed the kickass celestial bronze shotgun
does it ever hit u that piper and rachel are literally… so rich like woah rachel lives in a giant penthouse and pipers dad is a world famous hollywood actor?? also it’s so funny everyone in the series just acts like it’s normal that two of their friends extremely ridiculously rich (and probably famous in pipers case?)
I have this headcanon that Piper is like, the Jaden Smith of the PJO universe, the paps definitely know who she is.
In the same way that Jaden Smith us joked to be some kind of extra dimensional being, Piper is joked to be some kind of magical being that is not beholden to the same rules of reality as everyone else
“One time Piper McClean cleared a meter wide path through paparazzi for her dad just by asking nicely.”
“I heard that she can unlock doors by smiling at them.”
“I’m pretty sure Piper McClean carries a knife with her at like??? All times??????? [link to a long post describing her dagger going everywhere with her because again, some mortals see through the mist]
"Piper McClean turned down a role in her dad’s new movie because she said, and I quote, ‘That’s not how you disarm a person with a larger weapon than you, dad. This choreography is so fake.’ ”
[a reply to the last post]“And when the expert they hired got offended she pulled out her knife and showed her exactly where he went wrong.” [link to a video of Piper disarming a condescending fight choreographer ten times her size]
“Hey uh here’s a link to Piper’s dad saying his daughter is more competent at fighting than every one of his bodyguards.”
“HERE’S A LINK TO PIPER’S DAD REMEMBERING THE TIME SHE BEAT ALL IF THEM UP AT ONCE TO PROVE IT!!!”
“Piper McClean’s dad is only ever going to trust his daughter to a) guard his body and b) choreograph his fight scenes, and I think n that’s beautiful.”
“I like how we’re all referring to this famous movie star as 'Piper McLean’s dad’.”
Basically, everybody knows she’s a demigod but they don’t know that a demigod is what she us. They just think she’s literal magic and badassery, which.
Accurate.

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Sometimes I think about Piper being in the middle of a story that her grandpa told her and then realizing she’s forgotten the ending. And she’s distraught. Those stories always meant so much to her, and her grandpa was her safe haven for so long she can’t believe she’s completely forgotten a story. But then, she decides to take a shot in the dark and calls her dad. Much to her surprise he remembers the story. And even more than that, he tells it /exactly/ how her grandpa would have told it. The same emphasis on words, the same excitement in his voice, even using the same voices for the characters. Memories of her grandpa flood her mind, and her and her dad stay up late talking about him. It’s one of her all time favorite conversations with her dad.
6 year old Piper trying to understand why she’s so good at Simon Says
an actual friendly reminder:
piper and leo are essentially the only friendship in the entirety of pjo/hoo/mcga that wasn’t created or driven at all by the gods? the two of them became good friends in some dumb correctional school, unaware that they were supposed to save the world together. even grover knew that percy was a demigod when he befriended him back at yancy academy. leo and piper are just straight up friends in high school for months before hera comes along. the two of them were classmates - they probably look at each other randomly on the argo ii and think ‘damn, i can’t believe that’s the same person who i studied pre calculus with in the cafeteria’. piper and leo were first and foremost just sophomores in need of a couple of friends - and that’s why their relationship is lovely.
What if Piper can see the red string that joins soulmates? It’s a rare Aphrodite gift and she has it.
Jenny Albright in Yo Dona Magazine, May 2012 by Randall Bachner

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insanity
If i lived here I would have to stay inside most of the time because going outside would cause my heart to explode and i think i speak on behlaf of most people too
friendly reminder that piper mclean literally stabbed medea in the back, knelt beside her, pulled out the blade, KISSED MEDEA ON THE CHEEK, and told her to say hello to jason for her in the afterlife except oh wait she couldn't because he was a hero and would be in elysium and medea would never be. piper's the most badass queen i'm crying
I LOVE HER
piper mclean and nico di angelo have a very specific version of self care that involves brewing starbucks coffee in red bull, chugging two five hr energies and screaming at the gods in a denny’s parking lot at 4:31 a.m.
If you don’t think leo and piper’s secret handshake has at least 15 actions and ends with leo jumping into piper’s arms you’re dead wrong
imagine:: piper mclean, her hair in braids as she skateboards down a dark street, letting the california wind rush against her bomber jacket, snapback obscuring her face

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What Piper and Jason were actually up to during ToA.
can sum1 explain this to me. i dont understand???
Protesting the Dakota access pipeline. The pipeline will go across a lot of native land that is sacred. It will cross the Mississippi river, and eventually, like every other pipeline, it will break. It will contaminate and ruin the water. Millions of people rely on the Mississippi as a water source. So native Americans along with others are protesting. They have been for months.
30 DAY movie challenge:
Day 07, A movie that makes you happy: Mamma mia!
“Typical isn’t it? You wait 20 years for a dad and then three come along at once.”