Escape

i am the kind of person who says hi to dogs

if every one of my followers did this, we could give more than 85 meals to less-fortunate animals. for free.

AH HHA ITS BACK YES PLEASE IT TAKES A SECOND OF YOUR TIME AND A LIFE OF AN ANIMAL

JESUS CHRIST

This really works.

Joey has killed more than you can imagine.

Just realized “It’s raining, it’s pouring, the old man is snoring” is talking about thunder. I’ll be 35 in August.

The Bee Movie but every time we touch, I get this feeling, and every time we kiss, I swear I could fly

have you ever read anything more early 2000s

on a less terrifying note, he once kissed me really gently and then said “have a great day at work baby” and pushed me onto the floor at 2am and immediately wrapped himself in all the covers

Saying “um” is the equivalent of human buffering.

Rick and Morty season 3’s opener could be the entire video for Never Gonna Give You Up followed by Rick laughing at me while flipping me off for the rest of the show and I’d still love it.