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Is there a term for nostalgia felt for a time when you weren't alive yet?

I wonder how many times we’ve all clicked on the internet since its inception

Life Pro Tip: save money on rent and groceries by d r o p p i n g d e a d

Emotional complaint with no suggestions on how to fix anything. Feeling!

Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal.

The only thing I know about coffee is that beans are involved and white girls need it to survive

There are two types of people in the world, humble people and idiots.

After the Holy Supper, all the Apostles must have had a Holy Shit.

One thing life’s taught me is that you can’t make somebody love you. You can only tie them to a chair in your basement and hope that someday they succumb to Stockholm syndrome.

Him: That's not what your MOM said last night!!! Me: OK dad calm down

Every time I hear the song “This Land Is Your Land” I think of the Native Americans and shake my head in disappointment.

We should start calling mechanical pencils “mecha-pencils”. It’s shorter, easier to spell and sounds cooler.

I love how they bleep out cuss words in The Hunger Games. Because god forbid people cuss while KILLING EACH OTHER.