a fat ass spider just came out from under my bed what the fuck what the fuck

freeing ciel from my blog for a sec because I wanted to have my sweetie tartah somewhere

I think anyone who's read fanfiction on tumblr know that the "puppy" comparisons are way overdone (it's usually "lost puppy" even though you can just say that "x follows y around often" but whateva) but it's getting ridiculous at this point because what the hell is a "flustered puppy"

whyyyyy do youtubers use SO MANY sound effects,,,, I'm not five you don't have to add a sound EVERY TIME something shows up on screen. the images they're showing aren't even that important to what they're saying, we would've understood regardless??

why do people always draw one guy from a gay ship as a kawaii soft boy hello kitty lover and the other as a big tough scary guy that's probably compared to a doberman or something

why the fuck is my uncle still at my house IT'S 9PM GO HOME DUDE

why do influencers always say "OH,,,,,,, my god 😦" like girl take a breath and then speak we know you've seen whatever you're showing us already

shoutout to my spacehey for reminding me of all the anime I've watched (I couldn't remember more than 3 when did my memory get so bad)