Stop Fuckin around with them fuck arounds

Just wanna wake up to the love of my life and hot morning sex and then go to a farmers market and buy fresh fruit and flowers and give them tongue kisses that taste like strawberries 😩

sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

date idea: u tell me exactly how u feel about me in specific detail until my brain calms down and stops thinking u hate me

sorry i've been acting so weird do u still wanna hit

How can iExpect someone to understand how iFeel, if iDn

tested positive for wanting to be drowned in kisses and affection

“just checking up on you” means a lot fr

itachi being in the akatsuki is so fucking funny if you think about it like they’re all literal monsters, one of them is an eltrich knockoff, one of them is a plant, their boss is a hivemind consisting of six corpses, most of them are there because they’re super into doing awful fucked up shit like turning people into dolls or sacrificing them for a cult and in the middle of all this nonsense is some fucking normal ass twink whose biggest power is his eyeballs and who’s pretty much just there because the government made him commit a mass murder when he was a kid via emotional manipulation and also his name is weasel