May

this needs to be on everyone’s dash…

Michelle was actually Baracks political advisor that’s how they met, I personally believe she should’ve been president herself

Michelle Obama 2020

Selena is a reminder that sometimes SOMETIMES your friend drama is YOUR FRIENDS DRAMA you send a text message later and say “you ight? You deserve that dragging but you good though??”

Today I learned how to hack unmonitored CCTV cameras. I’m currently watching a dog run around in a backyard in Berlin.

update: i found a barn cam that has a horsie in it and i’m in poland AND i have audio output so i can talk to the horsie

update: THERE’S TWO HORSIES AND ONE OF THEM IS A BABY

This is the most innocent hack ever

ijws that Kim k is still ugly and horrible seeing y'all make post abt liking her shows y'all pretend to stop liking these racist ass celebs tbh 📝

me: *sees a cute girl with some sub par guy* free her

fuck this ain’t even my language but im still picking up what it’s putting down and u know what ? relatable

nintendo sees y’all thirsting after all the professors and they made every church into a gym to try and trick y’all into getting right with the lord

he got a mom and dad but the queen supposed to be the only one procreating so what is the truth?

a'ight so this a whole society of bees that feel obligated to walk and drive instead of fly

he just became disillusioned with the capitalist system it’s bout to be some shit

you’d figure this movie would have more woman characters considering as how female bees are the ones who do all the work but ok

i know too much about bees to watch this movie