watching a clueless knight panic and fuss over you when he comes home from a mission to see you bedridden and in pain (you’re on your period)

“ud do better on tiktok” ? y would i want to this is just a blog 😭 im not a content creator im just talkin

wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

okay time to straighten my legs man I'm so excited

I f eel like a suit of armour that was attacked by a welder

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool