thor receives the longest piece of licorice in asgard.gif

The second caption is why I repost

if your friend is sick and you don’t get into a submarine and shrink yourself down and enter their body to help cure them ….are you really friends?

Asking the real questions here

To propose or not to propose

People often say they hope their deceased pet dog is chasing squirrels in doggy heaven… what did all of those squirrels do to deserve an afterlife of torment?

Dog heaven is also squirrel hell it’s a very efficient system.

In squirrel heaven they finally get revenge… that’s dog hell

you can tell a lot about someone based on their phone background. it shows what’s most important to them

Reblog this and put what your phone background in the tags

Hahaha

Oh honey it gets worse

Reblog this and I might send you an ominous prophecy

Y'all may think I’m playing but I’ve sent one to every single person so far who’s reblogged this, unless I missed em, in which case therein lies the “might” aspect of this tenuous deal