adios

protect her

jesus christ, be polite to children and show them manners. fucking say excuse me when you walk past them, apologize to them when you cut them off, thank them when they’re courteous to you. they’re not little objects that don’t matter. you should be a fucking example and teach them how to treat people, instead of acting like they’re these invisible THINGS that don’t have feelings or don’t notice when they aren’t acknowledged. be polite to children the same way you’d be polite to someone of your own age group or older. you can respect a child.

not enough people reblogged this last year we gotta really try this time to have a Happy Wildcat New Year™

fake conversations in your head of you venting to someone

working through trauma by yelling at no one while driving alone

Practicing fights you probably won’t even have to have, just so you won’t get caught off guard.

if you’re a baby gay and this is your first pride, watch your drinks! men are trash across all sexualities

Also: Rohypnol (a date rape drug) tastes VERY SALTY. If your drink is suddenly salty, STOP DRINKING IMMEDIATELY. 

Buddy system, y'all. If your friend is acting *way* drunker than they should, take them to an Urgent Care or ER. Date rape drugs can kill you.

always rb

rb for the advice

Alllll of this. I’ve seen some shit at pride man… Be safe

Oh gosh, I hadn’t even thought about this. I’m going to my firat pride this year and I’m grateful for this post oml.

GINGER ALE BE HITTING ALWAYS I COULD BE DYING OF EVERY POSSIBLE DISEASE AND BE BLEEDING OUT ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AND TAKE A SIP OF Canada Dry AND BE LIKE ….. DAMN THAT HITS 

tearing bread apart and handing it to someone else is so… spiritual and intimate

lets give this bread

jesus of nazareth made this post

I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.

Me: *is feeling bad* Also me: *can’t think of a way to make it funny* Brain: can’t talk about it then

a girl in one of my classes sent out an email saying “you’ll be having a furry classmate this semester” and my heart stopped but she was talking about her service dog

Constantly

“PRAY FOR MY HUSBAND FOR MARRYING MY DUMB ASS”