goofs and gaffs

I’m already the coolest though. *jokes*

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No but I’ve heard good things. 

If you start playing, just remember this... Join Team Mystic and you’ll be the coolest motherfucker in the land.

Oo I haven’t seen any Mankey’s yet. I just want a jigglypuff. I swear everyone has a jigglypuff but me at this point - but hey, I’ve hatched two pikachus from my 2k eggs, which I’m pretty pleased with.

Open your app and I guarantee you it’s in nearby, look! [flips his phone so she can see the little Mankey silhouette] A Jigglypuff? I haven’t gotten one of those either, oh god. Nor did I get a fookin’ Pikachu, ahhh, show me them please!

Have you been playing this game for a few days straight?

Hell, I’ve been playing it ever since it came out. I’m at a pretty low level though, just level 11. Do you play?

Well at least you’re unharmed an you have you Bulbasaur…

Riiight?! [is finally excited someone agrees] A Bulbasaur! I can catch better but back then, that was the shit! And by back then, I mean like a few days ago.

Dude, you’re in the middle of the street!

[turns to look at Nate when he hears him, raising both his eyebrows in surprise] Listen to me,

Dude, if you’re chasing the Rhyhorn, you literally just missed it.

...are you kidding? [looks at his nearby tab and yep, Rhyhorn is gone] Goooooooood! [dramatically falls to his knees] Literally in my Pokédex, seen a hundred fookin’ thousand and caught zero.

“I mean, the cats don’t really need’a go outside, but I walk dogs for a day job.” Amaryllis laughed. “It lets me occupy myself, y’know?”

“That’d be fucking amazing, though. Some cats do like walks, surprisingly. I’ve even seen cats willingly jump into water, you never know. Man, I love cats, but we’re only allowed one pet at our apartment. If not, I’d have a cat and a fookin’ turtle. Turtles are the best!“ Aeden enthused, followed by genuine laughter. 

What are you trying to catch?

I saw a fookin’ Mankey nearby! Mankey’s the best, I need him. But it’s so hard now to catch these little motherfuckers since they took off tracking from the game. Now it’s all about luck, really.

Not get hit by a car. 

Well, I’m unharmed, aren’t I? Pokémon Go isn’t all that dangerous if you have common sense, which I do..... Except there was a fookin’ Bulbasaur in the middle of the road the other day and it was very irresponsible of me but it was 125 CP and I’m glad I caught it.

Amaryllis grinned, tilting his head. “Pokemon Go just wants to drive everyone insane. I love the damn game. Plus, it’s fun to play when I’m walkin’ the dogs.”

“Exactly! I think I might take Chica out for a while twice as much as I did before: she fookin’ loves it. That’s without mentioning the exercise you get from running and hunting the Pokémawns!” he laughed softly.