Adventures of the Ordinary Sort

Bitten Mischief by thenerdyindividual

When Stiles is bitten by a rogue Alpha tearing its way through Beacon Hills, he expects to turn into a werewolf. He's prepared for the uncontrollable anger, the sharp teeth, and the super strength, but even after he heals from the bite, he gets none of those. He's faster, sure. He has enhanced senses, yes. But it's nothing compared to what Scott developed after being turned. Sometimes, the shape you take reflects who you are inside, and Stiles has always gotten up to shenanigans. What creature reliably gets into places it shouldn't, doesn't look very intimidating but will bite the hell out of you, and is too smart for its own good? A raccoon.

While Stiles is learning to control his new abilities, a new threat arrives in Beacon Hills, and werecreatures start going missing. It's up to the Pack to figure out who took them and why. Also, Derek has started acting very strangely about Stiles, like he might actually care about him, and it is throwing Stiles for a loop.

Chapters: ¾ Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Chris Argent/Stiles Stilinski Characters: Chris Argent, Stiles Stilinski, Allison Argent, Isaac Lahey, Derek Hale, Scott McCall (Teen Wolf) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, Journalist Stiles Stilinski, Sexually Transmitted Diseases, (but make it funny), Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Stiles Stilinski is a Little Shit, Awkward Conversations, POV Chris Argent, Chris Argent is Bad at Feelings, Age Difference, First Dates, Pack Co-Alphas Derek Hale and Scott McCall, Divorced Chris Argent, Minor Allison Argent/Isaac Lahey, Protective Stiles Stilinski Summary:

Chris Argent is finally granted a divorce from his wife. Unfortunately, she keeps his family (and the company) in the divorce. When a hunt goes wrong and Chris gets injured, he realizes that without employment he no longer has health insurance. In order to cover the cost of his bills, he signs up for a medical study on the transmission of Oral Gonorrhea and meets a handsome young man by the name of Stiles. Flirting, awkward encounters in town, first dates, and well placed threats ensue.

In which Stiles gives Chris gonorrhea in a clinical setting, and it’s not as cracky as it sounds.

Chapters: ¼ Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Chris Argent/Stiles Stilinski Characters: Chris Argent, Stiles Stilinski, Allison Argent, Isaac Lahey, Derek Hale, Scott McCall (Teen Wolf) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, Journalist Stiles Stilinski, Sexually Transmitted Diseases, (but make it funny), Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Stiles Stilinski is a Little Shit, Awkward Conversations, POV Chris Argent, Chris Argent is Bad at Feelings, Age Difference, First Dates, Pack Co-Alphas Derek Hale and Scott McCall, Divorced Chris Argent, Minor Allison Argent/Isaac Lahey, Protective Stiles Stilinski Summary:

Chris Argent is finally granted a divorce from his wife. Unfortunately, she keeps his family (and the company) in the divorce. When a hunt goes wrong and Chris gets injured, he realizes that without employment he no longer has health insurance. In order to cover the cost of his bills, he signs up for a medical study on the transmission of Oral Gonorrhea and meets a handsome young man by the name of Stiles. Flirting, awkward encounters in town, first dates, and well placed threats ensue.

Chapters: 2/2 Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV), Supernatural (TV 2005) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Derek Hale/Dean Winchester Characters: Derek Hale, Dean Winchester Additional Tags: Canon Compliant, Bartender Derek Hale, Sad Derek Hale, Pre-Canon, Bottom Derek Hale, Awkward Flirting, Car Sex, Soft Dean Winchester, Light Angst, Derek Hale is a Mess, Sex in/on the Impala (Supernatural), One Night Stands, Age Difference, Dean Winchester is Not Heterosexual, Hand Jobs, Ambiguous/Open Ending, Dean Winchester is Bad at Flirting, Pack Alpha Derek Hale, Derek Hale Deserves Nice Things, Guns Summary:

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The mods of this blog haven’t run a challenge for a while and are getting the urge to run one again. We have once again changed fandoms! This time to Teen Wolf.

Nothing is set in stone yet, but here are our criteria as of now:

Rare Pair is currently defined as: A ship with less than 10k fics on AO3 where they feature as the main ship

Ships that have more than 10k fics as the main ship can be included as the background relationship. They cannot have equal focus as the rare pair or even significant focus.

Poly Ships are included!

Word Count and Timelines will be based on your input! Our options are: Mini Bang (10k minimum words to 20k maximum words and one piece of art), Big Bang (40k minimum words with no maximum word count and three pieces of art), or Reverse Bang (one piece of art and 10k minimum word count with no maximum)

Below is a poll that will help us gauge what challenge to run and when.

The mods of this blog haven’t run a challenge for a while and are getting the urge to run one again. We have once again changed fandoms! This time to Teen Wolf.

Nothing is set in stone yet, but here are our criteria as of now:

Rare Pair is currently defined as: A ship with less than 10k fics on AO3 where they feature as the main ship

Ships that have more than 10k fics as the main ship can be included as the background relationship. They cannot have equal focus as the rare pair or even significant focus.

Poly Ships are included!

Word Count and Timelines will be based on your input! Our options are: Mini Bang (10k minimum words to 20k maximum words and one piece of art), Big Bang (40k minimum words with no maximum word count and three pieces of art), or Reverse Bang (one piece of art and 10k minimum word count with no maximum)

Below is a poll that will help us gauge what challenge to run and when.

Chapters: 4/8 Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Derek Hale/Peter Hale Characters: Derek Hale, Peter Hale, Stiles Stilinski, Scott McCall (Teen Wolf) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternate Hale Fire (Teen Wolf), Protective Peter Hale, Peter Hale is a Little Shit, Lawyer Peter Hale, Sugar Daddy Peter Hale, More of a sugar uncle amirite?, POV Derek Hale, Bartender Derek Hale, Lonely Derek Hale, Top Peter Hale, Bottom Derek Hale, Grumpy Derek Hale, Protective Stiles Stilinski, Biting Kink, Biting, Scent Marking, Scent Kink, Cuddling & Snuggling, Light Bondage, Choking Kink, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Light Dom/sub, Verbal Humiliation, Peter Calls Derek Pup, Traumatized Derek Hale, Gentle Dom Peter Hale, Sub Derek Hale, Cock Warming, Kneeling, Caretaking, Light Angst, Ambiguous/Open Ending, Scheming Peter Hale, Manipulative Peter Hale Summary:

An argument between Derek and Talia leads to Derek running away from the Pack. He’s living in LA, struggling to make ends meet, and absolutely miserable. Good thing his beloved Uncle Peter shows up to sweep him off his feet! But why would Peter show up after so many years just to be Derek’s sugar daddy? It’s especially strange when Peter starts paying of Stiles and Scott’s students loans. Stiles is sure that there is something more nefarious afoot.

Derek thinks Stiles is probably right, but it’s hard to care when he’s getting his back blown out.

(Updates every Wednesday)

Chapters: 3/8 Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Derek Hale/Peter Hale Characters: Derek Hale, Peter Hale, Stiles Stilinski, Scott McCall (Teen Wolf) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternate Hale Fire (Teen Wolf), Protective Peter Hale, Peter Hale is a Little Shit, Lawyer Peter Hale, Sugar Daddy Peter Hale, More of a sugar uncle amirite?, POV Derek Hale, Bartender Derek Hale, Lonely Derek Hale, Top Peter Hale, Bottom Derek Hale, Grumpy Derek Hale, Protective Stiles Stilinski, Biting Kink, Biting, Scent Marking, Scent Kink, Cuddling & Snuggling, Light Bondage, Choking Kink, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Light Dom/sub, Verbal Humiliation, Peter Calls Derek Pup, Traumatized Derek Hale, Gentle Dom Peter Hale, Sub Derek Hale, Cock Warming, Kneeling, Caretaking, Light Angst, Ambiguous/Open Ending, Scheming Peter Hale, Manipulative Peter Hale Summary:

An argument between Derek and Talia leads to Derek running away from the Pack. He’s living in LA, struggling to make ends meet, and absolutely miserable. Good thing his beloved Uncle Peter shows up to sweep him off his feet! But why would Peter show up after so many years just to be Derek’s sugar daddy? It’s especially strange when Peter starts paying of Stiles and Scott’s students loans. Stiles is sure that there is something more nefarious afoot.

Derek thinks Stiles is probably right, but it’s hard to care when he’s getting his back blown out.

Chapters: 3/6 Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski, Peter Hale & Stiles Stilinski Characters: Stiles Stilinski, Derek Hale, Laura Hale, Peter Hale, Talia Hale, Cora Hale Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Werewolf Culture, Derek Hale is Bad at Feelings, Derek Hale Feels Guilty, Oblivious Derek Hale, Talia Hale Lives, Pack Alpha Talia Hale, BAMF Stiles Stilinski, Stiles Stilinski is a Little Shit, College Student Stiles Stilinski, Hijinks & Shenanigans, Peter Hale is a Little Shit, 5+1 Things, Pining Derek Hale, Alternate Hale Fire (Teen Wolf), Post-Hale Fire (Teen Wolf), Complicated Relationships, Complicated Talia Hale, Talia Hale Being an Asshole Summary:

Talia Hale survives the Hale Fire, along with Laura, Derek, Peter, and Cora. It’s been roughly ten years since the events of that night, and to say that it left scars would be an understatement. Desperate to bring her Pack back to its old strength, Talia will not stop pushing her children and brother to settle down and have kids of their own. For this year’s Cold Moon, Peter finally brings someone home.

Stiles is not at all what Talia was expecting. He’s far too young for Peter, he’s human, and worst of all a man. (No biological children to carry on the Pack). He also doesn’t give a shit what Talia says about him. His mere presence is enough to have her melting down, and it’s bad for the simmering tension between her and the rest of the Pack. Unfortunately, everyone else likes him.

Derek might like him more than the rest. A little too much. Aw hell, he has a crush on his uncle’s boyfriend.

Or: Five times Peter brought Stiles to a Full Moon Run + One time Derek did.

Chapters: 3/6 Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski, Peter Hale & Stiles Stilinski Characters: Stiles Stilinski, Derek Hale, Laura Hale, Peter Hale, Talia Hale, Cora Hale Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Werewolf Culture, Derek Hale is Bad at Feelings, Derek Hale Feels Guilty, Oblivious Derek Hale, Talia Hale Lives, Pack Alpha Talia Hale, BAMF Stiles Stilinski, Stiles Stilinski is a Little Shit, College Student Stiles Stilinski, Hijinks & Shenanigans, Peter Hale is a Little Shit, 5+1 Things, Pining Derek Hale, Alternate Hale Fire (Teen Wolf), Post-Hale Fire (Teen Wolf), Complicated Relationships, Complicated Talia Hale, Talia Hale Being an Asshole Summary:

Talia Hale survives the Hale Fire, along with Laura, Derek, Peter, and Cora. It’s been roughly ten years since the events of that night, and to say that it left scars would be an understatement. Desperate to bring her Pack back to its old strength, Talia will not stop pushing her children and brother to settle down and have kids of their own. For this year’s Cold Moon, Peter finally brings someone home.

Stiles is not at all what Talia was expecting. He’s far too young for Peter, he’s human, and worst of all a man. (No biological children to carry on the Pack). He also doesn’t give a shit what Talia says about him. His mere presence is enough to have her melting down, and it’s bad for the simmering tension between her and the rest of the Pack. Unfortunately, everyone else likes him.

Derek might like him more than the rest. A little too much. Aw hell, he has a crush on his uncle’s boyfriend.

Or: Five times Peter brought Stiles to a Full Moon Run + One time Derek did.

Chapters: 2/6 Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski, Peter Hale & Stiles Stilinski Characters: Stiles Stilinski, Derek Hale, Laura Hale, Peter Hale, Talia Hale, Cora Hale Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Werewolf Culture, Derek Hale is Bad at Feelings, Derek Hale Feels Guilty, Oblivious Derek Hale, Talia Hale Lives, Pack Alpha Talia Hale, BAMF Stiles Stilinski, Stiles Stilinski is a Little Shit, College Student Stiles Stilinski, Hijinks & Shenanigans, Peter Hale is a Little Shit, 5+1 Things, Pining Derek Hale, Alternate Hale Fire (Teen Wolf), Post-Hale Fire (Teen Wolf), Complicated Relationships, Complicated Talia Hale, Talia Hale Being an Asshole Summary:

Talia Hale survives the Hale Fire, along with Laura, Derek, Peter, and Cora. It’s been roughly ten years since the events of that night, and to say that it left scars would be an understatement. Desperate to bring her Pack back to its old strength, Talia will not stop pushing her children and brother to settle down and have kids of their own. For this year’s Cold Moon, Peter finally brings someone home.

Stiles is not at all what Talia was expecting. He’s far too young for Peter, he’s human, and worst of all a man. (No biological children to carry on the Pack). He also doesn’t give a shit what Talia says about him. His mere presence is enough to have her melting down, and it’s bad for the simmering tension between her and the rest of the Pack. Unfortunately, everyone else likes him.

Derek might like him more than the rest. A little too much. Aw hell, he has a crush on his uncle’s boyfriend.

Or: Five times Peter brought Stiles to a Full Moon Run + One time Derek did.

Chapters: 1/6 Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski, Peter Hale & Stiles Stilinski Characters: Stiles Stilinski, Derek Hale, Laura Hale, Peter Hale, Talia Hale, Cora Hale Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Werewolf Culture, Derek Hale is Bad at Feelings, Derek Hale Feels Guilty, Oblivious Derek Hale, Talia Hale Lives, Pack Alpha Talia Hale, BAMF Stiles Stilinski, Stiles Stilinski is a Little Shit, College Student Stiles Stilinski, Hijinks & Shenanigans, Peter Hale is a Little Shit, 5+1 Things, Pining Derek Hale, Alternate Hale Fire (Teen Wolf), Post-Hale Fire (Teen Wolf), Complicated Relationships, Complicated Talia Hale, Talia Hale Being an Asshole Summary:

Talia Hale survives the Hale Fire, along with Laura, Derek, Peter, and Cora. It’s been roughly ten years since the events of that night, and to say that it left scars would be an understatement. Desperate to bring her Pack back to its old strength, Talia will not stop pushing her children and brother to settle down and have kids of their own. For this year’s Cold Moon, Peter finally brings someone home.

Stiles is not at all what Talia was expecting. He’s far too young for Peter, he’s human, and worst of all a man. (No biological children to carry on the Pack). He also doesn’t give a shit what Talia says about him. His mere presence is enough to have her melting down, and it’s bad for the simmering tension between her and the rest of the Pack. Unfortunately, everyone else likes him.

Derek might like him more than the rest. A little too much. Aw hell, he has a crush on his uncle’s boyfriend.

Or: Five times Peter brought Stiles to a Full Moon Run + One time Derek did.