Adventurejoined

You got the FANCY PLATE ARMOR

+20 gel viscosity

+5 pulchritude

That seems like a really bad idea. That thing creeps you out.

You think you’ll just try to jump back inside.

Goddammit.

***

Unfortunately you left your pen in your office.

You climb out the window and into the tree in your yard.

The smith has a variety of styles of armor available.

The note appears to be from Ace Dick, whose office is next door. It smells a little like pee. You’ll consider replying later.

Unfortunately, sarcasm tends to go over his head. When dealing with him, you’ve found you have to resort to more direct ways of expressing yourself.

This is a poster of a clown. You don’t know who the clown is; you found it at a garage sale soon after you started working here and thought it would look good on your wall.

There is a hole in the poster, behind which is a slot in the wall.

You would like to calm down, but that’s hard when there's a METEOR heading towards your HOUSE, and you’re trapped in your room.

You don’t know how you got locked in here. You were playing SBURB with your friend Rose when she went offline, and now your bedroom door won’t open. And you’ll need to get out of your room if you’re going to get your TOTEM to your ALCHEMIXER, which you think is supposed to be the way to avoid being crushed by a meteor somehow.

Two really cool dudes, who have recently come to consider themselves friends, stand face to face in a prison courtyard. The shattered remains of a robot lie in a tragic heap by their side.

***

A simple bard, now appointed head dragon slayer by the king, wanders into the city streets to prepare for her questing. Although she hopes to avoid killing any more innocent dragons than she needs to, she wonders if she might want to stock up on an extra large dragon corpse satchel or two just to be on the safe side. But maybe she should start with armor first. She thinks she’ll stop by the smith’s.

Or will she?

***

One of the top Problem Sleuths in the city enters her secret chamber. It’s a dark alcove she uses to store a few modest valuables, and ducks into whenever she’s on a case and things get too hot to handle (which is never). Due to a violent storm, the building has recently lost its wireless internet connection. This has severed her link to a popular computer game she was playing with a friend at a critical moment. That man is relying on the Problem Sleuth to reestablish a connection somehow.

***

And, on his 21st birthday, John Egbert has become trapped in his room.

>John Egbert: Calm the fudge down, and think about what you were doing before you got yourself locked in.

>PS: Examine flyer at feet and strange face to the left

>Bard: Get some rad bard-appropriate armor

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So, this is going to be an MSPA fan adventure run both on Tumblr and as a Forum Adventure on the MS Paint Adventures fora. The adventure is based partly on the impression I had of MS Paint Adventures before I read it (although obviously also taking a lot from MSPA as it actually is). When I described it on @beforeireadhomestuck, a few people said they’d like to see it turned into something, and @parenyzia suggested a fanventure, which I thought sounded like a good idea. So, here goes.