AdSurdity

Can you add more blood to the roller skates?

"Our lead actor needs to be of the mystery meat type."

"This campaign is big success. Looking for small success."

She shouldn’t be on fire so much.

She should run the hearse over a dog!

Stick more needles in that baby.

His stitches should definitely be in the shape of a heart.

The girl should be drowning more.

Should the mime should look in the window when he rolls over the hood of the car?

Nah, he’s not rape-y enough.

How pregnant can you be and still ride a horse?

Disney says we can’t spray embalming fluid.