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“The only otp question the matters is which one would put googly eyes on their nipples and which one would come into the bedroom and immediately walk out again”
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me: i’m gonna pull an all nighter tonight
person: i feel ya what are you studying for?
me: who said i was studying?
me:
totally sums up my life
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Signs as things in Earth
Life: Sagittarius, Aquarius, Leo , Libra
Death: Scorpio, Capricorn, Aries, Virgo
Love: Cancer, Taurus, Gemini, Pisces
The end of your smut fanfiction be like:

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Me VS. Normal people when sick
Normal people: Ugh, my body hurts. I can't breathe! I'M GOING TO DIE.
ME: *laying in bed lookin like Satan while reading gay smut* Smut is my medicine.
my stomach: *growls* me: oh my god i gave u 4 cups of coffee be grateful ur so needy
Is anybody else in constant fear that you'll read all the fanfiction in the world and you'll be left with nothing to read later?
Or is it just me?
me: I think I need to wear glasses
doctor: Where's this coming from?
me: Well I had 20/20 vision for 26 years...
doctor: But?
me: But then I discovered fanfiction, and I've read like five million words written in my second language, English...
doctor: Reading will not affect your vision out of nowhere...
me: Well proper reading not, but when you read 100k + words in one go on your phone in the middle of the night
doctor: Let's see about those glasses
Insult or Compliment?
Friend: Whoo!! Friends who sin together win together!
Me: Then follow me on Tumblr. ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ)
Friend: Chill the fuck out Satan, I said ‘sin’ not dishonor my family, abandon my morals and sell my soul.
Me: ( ಠ◡ಠ )
Me: Same thing.

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2016 sucks but at least the music’s good
@sixpenceee: *posts literally anything* Me: sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*
anime woman: *has a baby*
anime doctor: *checks the baby's hairstyle* i'm sorry ma'am......he's a main character
anime woman: *sob* no.....i'm too young to die........
anime doctor: i'm sorry....you know the rules...... *takes out a gun*
Hey!
I have something for you all to keep you up all night. (You should thank me it’s final week season.)
So Ed Hermanski was a high school teacher, who started to tell an extremely scary story to his history class.
And by scary, I mean it was scary enough for it to be in a newspaper article and for many people requesting it to be made into a movie.
Hermanski tells kids at the start to leave if they become too frightened. A few actually exit early. Others, even honor students and tough jocks, cannot sleep afterward.
What’s REALLY mysterious about this story is how MANY people report extremely strange things happening afterwards. For example, the power turning on and off and mysterious noises.
I’ve attached an audio of the story. One student decided to record it one day. It’s a long listen and remember listen at your own risk.
AUDIO RECORDING OF THE STORY
ARTICLE ON THE STORY
The audio isn’t working on the link I posted because too many users on it at once, but someone suggested another working audio file
LISTEN TO IT HERE
If this one crashes too, I’ll personally upload the audio file to tumblr
Also here’s some more information about the story itself
Here’s a thread where you can read testimonials
A blogpost written by a girl who experienced some intense things after hearing the story
This thread gives descriptions of the story (SPOILERS) as well as testimonials by students of Hermanski’s class
ENJOY!
i’m listening to it and i’m 15 minutes in and so far it’s just really horrifying i’ve been getting so into creepy stuff like this lately i dunno why i do these things to myself
omfg holy shit sixpenceee a lot of things on your blog scare me but THIS, I took the time out to listen to this and omfg I am scarred for life
YOU GUYS NEED TO READ THESE HORRIFYING TESTIMONIALS
May they serve as a warning for those of you listening in the middle of the night.
This is the first time one of my own posts is scaring me.
STAY SAFE!
Since so many people were requesting it, here is the transcript for the kimberly story, missing the first 10 minutes but everything else is great!
I need to listen to this soon…….
I’m bringing back the thing that creeped out so many of my followers

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source: http://www.gameskinny.com/q4l2q/neko-atsume-rare-cats-guide-collect-those-cats UPDATES: Kathmandu will also come if you’ve got a lacquered bowl, and Conductor Whiskers will also visit the Cardboard Choo-Choo :) Anyone else?
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