💫LastBreath💫

Namjoon:…..

Jimin *winking at JK from across the table*: You’re too hot but I still eat you. 

Namjoon *slamming his hands down on the table*: ONE DINNER. 

jungkook: [places pot on top of jimin’s head] a thot in a pot

jimin:

Taehyung: *crouches*

Jungkook: *gets down on his knees*

Yoongi: *sits on the ground*

Jimin, to Tae and JK: I will murder you in your sleep

Yoongi: Fine.

Taehyung:

Namjoon *not looking up from his book*: So everyone knows that no one helps in this house. 

hoseok: so osmium is the densest material on earth, 22 grams in just 1 cubic centimeter.

student: so you're saying it's-

hoseok: [nods] thicc as fuck, yes.

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hoseok, grading papers: [crying] they're so goddamn stupid.

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hoseok: please don't tell your parents i keep a "near death experiences" count on the whiteboard of the lab

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hoseok: whoever answers my next question can go home early.

jungkook: [throws paper ball at him]

hoseok: who threw that?!

jungkook: me! i'm going home, bye!

Yoongi: Tea.

Namjoon: Oh. What kind of tea?

namjoon: without darkness, light is blinding. without light, darkness consumes all. one cannot live without the other

Namjoon: What?

Yoongi: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved. 

[Later that day]

Jimin: Okay, we go on the count of three.