Administrative Issues

When you keep having to spend money on stupid crap

When you’re trying to decide who you should date, and you’re talking it out with a friend

When three people are flirting with you all at once.

When people try to play you, and disrespect your long-standing commitment to them, forcing your to add unnecessary drama to their immaturity.

When it gets boring at work

When the other side emails you because they didn’t like your client’s response.

When a bunch of tickets have sold for a play you haven’t started rehearsing yet.

When you’re at an audition and really hot person comes in to try out for the same role.

When you’re trying fix your budget because you want a new car, but still want to party.

When you stop off at the beach, and the gay volleyball team is practicing

When they seem interested in you sometimes, but not all time, and you’re trying to figure it out.

When you work hard on the physical comedy of a show only to have someone else post pictures spoiling the surprises

When Swenson’s and Shake Shack announce on the same day that they are moving into your neighborhood

When you’re tired of looking at things at work and you just want to throw them out.

When you’re working more than 8 hours a day, and in rehearsals for 3 hours day, getting little sleep, and you have no chill left.

Maybe you don’t need to share every last thought you have. Just a suggestion

To the girl on Facebook who campaigned for Trump and keeps asking how to get the “Pride” button.