Dr. Adler Opus.

I tend to do this for Cain so hx can process hxs emotions whilst not having hxm use valuable time.

…I don't know what Pallas and Warden are doing, but I don't like the sound of it. (ARE THEY FUCKING IN THERE -Cain)

The people here to kill us, they look just like you and me. They aren't up there in a tower, they're beside us on the street. They do not deal with consequence, they lie and they will cheat. They're looking through your window, just look out and you will see.

-CITY from Man Bites Dog, by Femtanyl.

argon-offical

there’s being suicidal from a place of emotion, and then there is being suicidal from a place of logic

#cw sui ideation #I have a suggestion #revolution please

This is painfully real. I'm supposed to be one of the logic alters, but the logic says there is no future if this continues linearly as it is. We need change, and we need it soon.

We need change. We need it SOON.

(cough cough @isuggestrevolution say the line)

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itwashotwestayedinthewater

aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

druidviolence-deactivated201810

beetroot?

druidviolence-deactivated201810

you want beetroot?

druidviolence-deactivated201810

you want fucking beet root?

itwashotwestayedinthewater

ingredience

the-fuckin-wizard-official

Hail Wizardians, tis I, the ghost of The Fuckin Wizard!

I am hosting the Rap Battle in the reblogs to see who will gain the throne, reblog with thy rap lyrics and I shall judge based on who is best.

RESPONSIBILITIES FOR NEXT RULER OF THE OFFICIALVERSE:

figure out how to kill Salamander Official's consciousness

Make a list of Officialverse holidays and celebrations

Greet @satan-offical and @satans-mum-offical and the rest of the hell officials to Officiopolis

Deadline: 20 April, 2026

@assistant-offical, @yearning--offical @7-eleven-offical @coffee-shop-offical @aftonsparv-ikea-alien-offical @awesome-offical @bill-cipher-offical @nebulas-stars @rice-officall @shoe-offical @will-solace-offical @thalia-grace-offical @vagabond-offical @white-boy-offical @thewitchg @grandpa-offical @oppossum-offical @powers-that-be-official @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

the-fuckin-wizard-official

Yo itsa girl Pipes, imma rule the 'verse, I dunno how to rap, but eh it couldve been worse,

let me be ruler, yeah, imma rule her ["her" is no one], with pride and trust imma RULE THE 'VERSE!

(idk how to rap. Please. I need a shot. Can I rap battle with someone)

Go duel Hamsandwich consumer they rule now

@ham-sandwich-consumer-offical I duel you!!!!

Lets rap :D

Uh

I don't really know

What i should say to win big

I guess bring it on

( @oppossum-offical help pls (we can rule together))

WELL

Uhhh idk you start you're the current ruler TT

ughhhhh

GIMME THAT THRONE, I GOT A 'VERSE TO RULE!

TOO SCARED TO RAP? TOO SCARED TO DUEL?

WELL BRING IT ON, BITCH! IM BETTER THAN EMINEM*

ITS ONCE AND FOR ALL, AND SOON I'LL RULE THEM!**

*no I am not but I need lyrics

**them does not apply to anyone

(@oppossum-offical broski you wouldn't I thought we were friends </3 /lh)

That's a pretty cool

Too bad I'm better at it

Tee hee you see,

I am cool, you reek of school

I see ghosts but you do not

well bitch, thats too bad

Boo hoo, oh so sad,

ill rule the verse, yeah I will

And the haters I will kill

Till death, I bet

Your reign, in pain

Better drop off while you can

*mic drop*

/silly no offence :D

Pick up that mic, don't forfeit yet,

The ghosts are watching, don't forget,

I'm bound to win now

So get down and bow

One thing you need to do is fret

Ha!

They call me Guy Fierri, the way I roasted

Sent your bloodline crying, your life now toasted

gonna win, whip and spin*

ghosts watchin, dodgin,

They know your a lost cause,

give up bestie,

save your energy,

Before you get g h o s t e d

*yeah I put a Ninjago ref stfu

Think you can keep the heat?

Better give up before you get beat,

Mediocrity befalls upon thee

The throne belongs to me

The orb needs pondering,

So I suppose I'll get to recreating

A new goddamn reality

if I learnt civics in school,

Better put that to good use

Gonna slam ya,

Jam ya,

Knock you off the throne, yeah

The orb needs pondering?

Well I need a job,

Take it in, break a win,

Ruling once and for all

I'll rule the verse!!!!

Slam me? Jam me?

You think you can win the verse

When your misuse is so perverse,

The orb needs one of good faith

You are unfit, just a fake

The throne is mine,

I don't break wins, I make them

costco-employee-offical

ham, your words are baloney

you should find a job

be someone's employee

for once in your life

get some money

you know im right

dont you see the light

you aint fit to rule

this world's too cruel:

you cant live in it

so go home and learn how to walk:

you look like a twit

cause with this whack talk?

you aint winnin shit.

togore-dreemurr-offical

Okay ya’ll get outta my way

With Togore in the running you’ll all lose in a day

I may be fresh and I may be new

But that don’t mean I won’t crush you under my shoe

I’m Togore I’m iconic

My face is everywhere

You think you can beat me?

Just look at my stare

That’s the face of a winner

I’m taking the crown

I’ll fight everyone I can

Make ya look lika clown

Reblog me if you dare

I’ll retort in a flash

Because if you think I don’t care

You’ll be proven wrong in a flash

I, uh. I brought a gun. So. *Sniff.* Anyone want to argue with a bullet?

chef-cooks-cilantro-emporium

Do you like cilantro?

- @chef-cooks-cilantro-emporium

No. it tastes like soap

jirai-haruhi-deactivated2026042

We have the soap gene, don't blame us.

How do you science?

Violently

Do you like cilantro?

- @chef-cooks-cilantro-emporium

No. it tastes like soap

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What is your opinion on ranch??

Yucky. I do not like it.

Tag game but it's me flexing how famous I am basically say your follower count and how many asks are currently in your inbox!!

576 followers and 44 asks in my inbox right now!!

Tags - @retrynowforme @pupfettipaws @injectedmedication @hrrrrt-attxck1128 @dazaisfavbitch @clovergatari @hpdamechan @dr-pepper-for-haruhi @deathbymicrophone @winnytrash-ex @xokangel @cubibism @r4zorbl444de @jirai-ichigo-sama @heavenb1tes @yukihirop-is-not-human

heavenb1tes

75 followers 0 asks. . just answered the two he had nods.

Mootie is so famous siiiighs.

@angelicbeings @9missedcalls @soracolorfuls @your-coquette @unsweetdreams @vanrougne @aoijam @hpdamechan @jirai-ena @this-is-your-star

angelicbeings-deactivated202604

147 followers and 0 asks bc i never have them frequently

tags : @houseofepoch @damsel-understresss @ryba2 @obsessionrevived @purgedcvt @rryona + open tags !

damsel-understresss

thank you for tagging me @angelicbeings an @yourtransstarishere !! :]

130 followers an 39 asks but they're all from the tumblr snek game (rip i miss you)

@r-randomettexd @obsessionrevived @divineasteria @nelly-rebellyyyyy @plkadawt @not-gore @misrable-angel @l4cedw1ster1a @akilegirl @lacycomets @oopsiedaisiesyoohoo @strwbrrysugrtarttt @f0rever-devoted @d0ki-d0ki-k0k0 @vita-min-buniii @puppy-exe-stopped-responding +open tags <3

nelly-rebellyyyyy

Thank you for the taggg 🫶

115 followers and like 4 or 5 asks idk?? :)

@a-french-coconut, @coffee--spill, @evil-era, @vivaciousmessypixie, @biteygremlinanon, @wtfamidoinghere12, @apocalyptic-endings, @astronaut-offical, @fay-offical + open tags :)

astronaut-offical

Thanks for the tag, Nelly <3

265 followers and 22 asks (most of them are from the mysterious cat, heh).

Tags :]

@silly-little-arson-frog-offical @sandofficial @velzote-velhi-azote-nitrogen @snail-offical @apocalyptic-endings @do-not-u-dare @czanea-vecg @darkness-offical @light-offical @constellations-offical @the-one-and-only-piper-offical + open

light-offical

Thank you for the tag Astro!!

Uhhh,,,ummm,, oh no-

68 followers and zero asks :3c I had to wait a bit so I was in between funny numbers 😔✊

Tags!!

@darkness-offical @the-darkness-offical @choir-offical @fox-offical @plague-doctor--offical @playlist-offical @pipis-official @evilpineapple-offical @relinquished-roses-offical @radio-demon-offical @ton-618-official @ultimatedreamer-official @nico-the-scary-entity-offical @normal-offical @number5offical @gaslight-offical @james-offical @no-one-offical

choir-offical

OH I'VE BEEN TAGGED!! HELL YEAH

okay okay uhmmmmm

41 followers, 0 asks!!

i am but a baby offical, young and barely more than a day old

tags??? i don't know many people SORRY IF YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN TAGGED

@bacone-official @offical-fanartist-offical @offical-officalverse-wiki @offical-plague-doctor @characterai-offical @cesium-offical

bacone-official

THANK YOU FOR THE TAG

68 followers 0 asks

@argon-offical @dying-pen-offical @radioactive-bread-offical @drumsticks-offical @potasium-offical @chickfila-offical @7-eleven-offical @costco-offical @macandcheese-official

potasium-offical

thank you for the tag!

64 followers and 16 asks atm mostly from tumblr snek also lmao

@vanadium-offical @chlorine-offical

@gold-offical @iron-offical @copper-offical (my bad if any of you are the same person) + open tags

14 followers, 0 asks. Thank you for tagging me.

@argon-offical GET OVER HERE!

skyan-official

I'M WRITING THIS AS QUICKLY AS I CAN BUT I'M GONNA SLEEP FOR 6 HOURS I THINK IF ANY OF YOU WANNA BUILD A GIANT ROBOT IN THE PACIFIC OCEAN THEN DON'T PLEASE I CAN'T F***ING DEAL WITH ANOTHER ROBOT

...Well, there go my plans. Tch.

Violence OS V.22.23.50.9415 Boot Sequence. Press V11 to boot from Main Drive (V:)

Volition: Active.

What the-

Vanadium?

Verily So.

So you joined like the rest of us, eh?

Still the same as always?

ninovium-offical

same as always? You know vanadium? Do you mind introducing them to me?

Oh, uhm, well, i've only known Vanadium from passing, we haven't really interacted otherwise.

Since, y'know. *sticks out the mineral oil, then goes back in*

ninovium-offical

I meant to ask earlier

ice is ꓯ mineral

so if I mix some ice and oil together is that mineral oil???

well either way it’s nice to meet you Vanadium!

*the mind gears are grinding*

Isn't water also considered a lava then since ice is a mineral-?

ninovium-offical

YES! Making geysers ꓯ flavor of volcano

sulfur-offical

*chugs lava*

Same old same old, Cesium. (OOC: i was asleep lmao)

Violence OS V.22.23.50.9415 Boot Sequence. Press V11 to boot from Main Drive (V:)

Volition: Active.

What the-

Vanadium?